I see. In that case, you really are kind, Mister Affogato~. I'd be more than happy to follow your lead in the interim. I guess I should tell you what I'm good at so you can use me properly?

I can cook and I'm real good at video games and fitting into tight spaces and I can camouflage. On the battlefield, I'm best to dispatch for stealthy assassinations, but I can usually take anything head on just fine, too. I'm pretty strong and dexterous, but I'm really no good with magic stuff, even if I got some of it now...

Umm... I think that's it? Though, really, you can give me any job and I'll figure it out.