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[lupusxylem]

what did you fucks do to my house

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[ghostharasser]

wasn't me

[lupusxylem]

given our history somehow i doubt that

[ghostharasser]

You've got no proof!!

Besides I don't even know what happened. Did someone egg your house man?

[lupusxylem]

more like busted out the window and ransacked the place

[Which, by NOW he knows what happened, but he has to be an asshole about it.]

[ghostharasser]

DEFINITELY not me. Why would I vandalize the house of a guy who owns a proton canon? I'm not trying to get vaporized dude.

im sorry dipper-

[lupusxylem]

what makes you think id vaporize you? you can be a little shit but youre also like twelve
im not in the business of hurtin kids

dont apologize he deserves it

[ghostharasser]

SIXTEEN.

Also, I know better than to assume someone I don't know super well wouldn't vaporize me for breaking into a place. I've gotten worse retaliations from way minor slights.

Like the demon who threw a volvo at me for saying the f-word.

I'm not calling you a kid killer, I'm just saying that I would not risk you thinking I was satan crawling on your ceiling or something and vaporizing me out of reflex. That's just being smart about it!!!

[lupusxylem]

i mean i guess
seems kinda extreme but I GUESS

[ghostharasser]

-BUT, now that I know you wouldn't I guess breaking into your place is back on the table, huh.

[lupusxylem]

haha nice try

[livlaughlove]

DO IT KID

1/2

[ghostharasser]

[ghostharasser]

Well, your sleep paralysis demon says I should do it so I guess that’s that.

[He won’t actually because something is Happening Here but man a bits a bit.]

[lupusxylem]

DO NOT listen to him