Aw! Thank you for saying as much!

[He'll take being criminally stupid over being an actual criminal, thank you very much.]

Right, name. That's Vash! Vash the Stampede is what they usually call me but. Just Vash is fine! Occupation is... nothing? Lone Gunman slash Vigilante? Uh... No let's just go with unemployed!

[The hand lifted into the air lowers just enough to scratch at the back of his head.]

There's a guy here who can attest to everything I've said. Carries around a big Cross gun. His name is Wolfwood!