You would be surprised, Mister Gnosis. It's been a long time since I've been poor. [ Like, the chef job might not have paid a ton, but the modeling job sure did. ]

I had made enough money to comfortably travel and enjoy the world for the rest of my life, really. [ Or, uh, most of it. Being practically immortal meant that that was a roughly false statement. ] But I'm not really into these fancy drinks. I prefer rum-based drinks, usually, like daiquiris or… my favorite is rum and coke.

And of course I'd get you something! Christmas away from Rhodes shouldn't be totally miserable, right? I think we all deserve something special.