[Just stay calm, breathe, don't think about anything weird...
Add snorts, the absurdity of this situation making it a touch easier to cope. Finally regaining enough composure to show his face, if not make eye contact... he slides the rest of the screens aside, leaving only the menu. He scrolls down the list of increasingly fancy pizzas.]
I'm afraid we might be outside of their delivery range.
Sorry, my hand slipped. Ah, I really should reorganize some of these files. [you know, when your hand slips and the telepathic robots under your command open up a bunch of random junk? a classic problem.]
As for a reward... normally, you would pay a large sum of money to receive such a detailed physical assessment and treatment plan. For your exemplary behavior, I'll gladly waive that fee for you.
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Add snorts, the absurdity of this situation making it a touch easier to cope. Finally regaining enough composure to show his face, if not make eye contact... he slides the rest of the screens aside, leaving only the menu. He scrolls down the list of increasingly fancy pizzas.]
I'm afraid we might be outside of their delivery range.
Sorry, my hand slipped. Ah, I really should reorganize some of these files. [you know, when your hand slips and the telepathic robots under your command open up a bunch of random junk? a classic problem.]
As for a reward... normally, you would pay a large sum of money to receive such a detailed physical assessment and treatment plan. For your exemplary behavior, I'll gladly waive that fee for you.