[Lucifer....of course he turns around, he might be Satan himself, but that doesn't mean he's changed much in the last ten thousand years. He is simply like this.

And, true to form, Joshua manages to startle him nearly right out of his skin. If it weren't for the fact that Joshua is positioned where he is, Lucifer might have just completely lost his balance and ended up ass-over-teakettle in the river. And then, well, petting the biblically accurate croc would have been the least of his problems.]

Ho-woah! Oh- oh my. Goodness, just where the hell did you come from?

[He takes a step back, brushing off the lapels of his suit before tossing his cane from one hand to the other.]

You know if you're looking for entertainment, I'm not sure I'm the person you're looking for. I'm still not...entirely sure where I am, unless you'd be so kind as to enlighten me? Misterrrrr...?