[...alright, maybe that one wasn't exactly his best work. He'll concede to that. Really, there's not much Lucifer can do but watch Alastor as he chortles and trots around the tree he's ostensibly gotten himself stuck in for the time being, another hiss escaping him.

Keep it together, Lucy. You're a bigger man. The BIG man. The biggest man.]

Please. That's only gonna get you so far until you actually put your money where that radio-static mouth of yours is. Hardly much of a race anyway when the forms aren't evenly matched....

[Like, what is he supposed to do with this? He likes being a snake as much as the next guy, but snakes aren't known for being particularly fast. At least not as fast as a fucking deer.]