Alastor continues walking down the path at an unbothered, but quicker, pace. He seems to have given up on trying to trample Lucifer at least. For now...]
You're correct about that much! [he'd get a happy little DING DING DING sound effect if Alastor had access to those right now. You'll just have to imagine it] Hardly even a mouthful, you. Maybe a hundred calories, max. They'd probably waste more energy chewing you up than what they'd get for swallowing you! Like celery.
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Alastor continues walking down the path at an unbothered, but quicker, pace. He seems to have given up on trying to trample Lucifer at least. For now...]
You're correct about that much! [he'd get a happy little DING DING DING sound effect if Alastor had access to those right now. You'll just have to imagine it] Hardly even a mouthful, you. Maybe a hundred calories, max. They'd probably waste more energy chewing you up than what they'd get for swallowing you! Like celery.