I am a cannibal, Lucifer. If you're going to be eaten, there is no greater honor than to be d̴͚͈͌̈́̉ė̴̲͔̔l̶̙̒̿̈́i̵͉͉͛̀̾c̶̥̜̗̾͆ĩ̸̖̳͐̔o̴̍̓͜ú̴̩͈s̵̤̒͋̚.

[he stops and jerks his head to one side] What? What do you MEAN? The purpose of this race is to finish it? Whaaaaaaat? Madness. I would have never guessed!! [how much more sarcastic can be be] Well then, I suppose I should put an end to this quickly.

[and he takes off down the path, full tilt deer bounding. BYYYYEEEE]