I figured that might be the case...you and pretty much everyone else I've talked to so far.

[She brings one of her forelegs up to press her hoof to her forehead, much like a person might do with their hands. It's all strangely humanlike for someone bipedal such as herself.]

But...that's alright. I suppose the first thing is where I am is less important than how I got here in the first place, especially if you're from someplace different yourself. I'm afraid I haven't heard of Kleinster myself, either.

[Before she has the chance to ask anything else, though...]

...I'm sorry, I can assure you it's not a joke. It's very real.