[It is genuinely hilarious the way Wolfwood actually bristles at the assumption he's straight. Not the assumption that whoever planted these is his "girlfriend", but that he's straight. Lord help him.]

Watch your mouth. My boyfriends would take offense to that.

[Boyfriend...singular, probably still as of this thread but they're Working On It, but he's not correcting himself because to do so would hurt too much, it's fine he can have many theoretical boyfriends.]

Anyway, don't matter. Am I gonna have to tell you twice?