[They check their wrist, which very clearly doesn't have a watch on it.]

You're back on in three... So! Here's the plan!

You're gonna have to start acting better. Your character is... hmm. A cool, mysterious rogue. Carefree! Fearless! But you're also comic relief! You know any good jokes? It doesn't matter, bad jokes are good enough. You just gotta say them with confidence.

Trust me, this will work. We'll be done with this in no time! Easy peasy! Any questions?