Aww, how sweet! I'm happy for you two, really. [genuinely! sounds nice!]

Maybe he's staging a daring rescue? There's nothing we can do about it from here, so we'll just have to work hard until you can get back to him. He wouldn't want you to be sad, right? So you gotta stay positive, and take good care of yourself! For your partner!!

[... hey uh loop, did you— did you miss some of that tag? hey—]