[ ... aaaaand there it is. He was waiting for something like that. The furniture hasn't taken too kindly to being attacked, so why would a door? ]

Oh dear. That doesn't look good.

[ It's quite possibly the least concerned tone of voice one could use with a sentiment like that. Joshua lifts a hand to his chin, fingers tapping his chin. ]

Guess you didn't have a handle on that situation after all. Can't say I really blame it, though. Your approach was a little unhinged.