[Ezell babe I need you to understand that you are entering a relationship with someone who has only ever done one night stands and has a completely unrealistic expectation of how fast to take things, like his brain is wired to "go go go" and not "frolic through the roses".]

Yeah? We are taking it easy. [He is not getting it also.] But sure. We can learn.

But can we seriously get off of the floor right now and dry off while we do that? My clothes are sticking to me in places they shouldn't be.