[Not Vash's sexy windswept rain hair look... Ain is about to in real fucking time over this. Snap out of it Ain, you're talking about fashion, be normal don't be gay—]

Aww, you don't think so? You have long legs, and short skirts usually look good with long legs. Plus, I could probably make it look like you have an actual ass, too!

[Don't be gay: Failed. Don't be rude: Also failed.]