That would require you to find out the identity of my mother, our address, and other personal details, and then for you to break into her home to steal from her photo album. [In the midst of a country-wide crisis, even!] I would rather no photos of my youth existed at all, but the company I keep prefer mementos like that.

[Stop being sentimental around him you don't need sentiment you need PROGRESS or something.]

I'd gladly trade you in that regard.