[Stan tries to pay attention at first, but as the list gets more and more nonsensical he can't hold back his frustration.]

Who are any of those people supposed to be?! Lemme guess, Mr. Ugly Duckling and Miss Snow White don't live here either? Does Mr. Big Bad Wolf have a room, or does he sleep outside too?!

[Ugh, this isn't helpful. He's going to just. Look to Odile. Help him; he can't deal with this.]

You said you live around here, right? Do you know anyone else who lives in earshot?