People where you're from sound about as stupid as people from where I'm from. You don't have a memory erasing cult running around frying people's brains do you?

[Is that a joke? No, Dipper looks dead serious. Anyway...]

I-...you're not going to get shot at here, but sure, I won't tell anyone.

[Pause.]

You won't get shot at here for that, dude, are your parents shooting at you? Is that what I'm supposed to put together about your funny little quip earlier? What the hell?