I can't believe you're even asking me that question. Just look at me, I'm gorgeous! I have such pretty, striking white hair, with this lovely streak of red...and look at my feathers! I keep them in pristine condition, you know. I'm lean, and you wouldn't believe the musculature I have underneath this coat. It's just too cold for me right now to remove it.
[Huff! Huff!!!]
I've also got the most gorgeous eyes you've ever seen, and a lovely voice. Don't you just want to listen to me talk just to hear it?
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[Huffs!!!! Well now you're just showing off.]
I can't believe you're even asking me that question. Just look at me, I'm gorgeous! I have such pretty, striking white hair, with this lovely streak of red...and look at my feathers! I keep them in pristine condition, you know. I'm lean, and you wouldn't believe the musculature I have underneath this coat. It's just too cold for me right now to remove it.
[Huff! Huff!!!]
I've also got the most gorgeous eyes you've ever seen, and a lovely voice. Don't you just want to listen to me talk just to hear it?