You would take this excuse even if we were sweating due to the heat death of the universe. [lmfao] Not that I'm complaining, mind.

[Right now, they are warm and cuddly and very very wet. It's going to suck when they have to go back outside...]

In a while, allow me to wash your back for you. We may as well find some manner of productivity while we're here.

[No, you're just literally unable to relax every damn day.]