Typically, when you arrive somewhere and have no money and proceed to receive a good or service, you have to pay in some way... after all, what settlement accepts freeloaders so readily?
[Good news, he's not vaguely depressed anymore! Bad news: teasing Elysium is back to being his full-time job.]
[Thorns turns to look back at the counter. Sure enough, there's a young man... a teenager, by the looks of it, but there's fucking Passenger, and he's sure Passenger doesn't care but he's also sure he heard things about that man having a reputation.]
Which one do you think would be more troublesome if you were to piss them off?
[Urk...Elysium shrinks just a little bit, reaching up to rub at the side of his face with the heel of his hand.]
...right, right. I get it.
[He is not so stupid as to want to be willingly zapped by Passenger. Like, abilities on the fritz or no, he has no doubt in his mind that man could snap his fingers and leave him a smoking crater, if desired.]
I'll ask about it before I leave. ...but if I'm already doing menial labor to make up for a tab, you should order something more to eat, too.
[There he goes, he's standing up... Might as well eat something since he's been here for multiple days and just. Not eating anything at all. Good job genius.
Anyway, while he doesn't say so, he'll also help Elysium out in the kitchen doing dishes. The question is whether his partner knows that or not...
He sits back down some minutes later with curry. In tow is Oolong, who is all too happy to fill a cup of tea for him and sploot on their table.]
We should do some investigating after your dues are paid.
[Nobody else is getting free labor out of Elysium >8///
He will wait patiently for Thorns to return, his eyes brightening at the sight of Oolong. What a baby...he's just going to reach out and give the teapot's head a little rub.]
I agree. There's a lot to be discovered, assuming we can stand the cold long enough...I'm going to need another jacket.
[Eating his curry... good fucking god this is spicy. Not like Thorns doesn't eat whatever is put in front of him when he's hungry but wow!
Unaffected, he continues to eat.]
I saw a tailor shop on the way here. We'll need to figure out the local currency first. [Or sweetly ask someone for a loan.] At the very least, we can investigate the indoor areas and gather information from anyone inside. A brief trip through the frost won't kill you.
[You guys are going to get accosted by wraiths long before you make it near the inn where people are congregating.]
[In that case maybe shoo Elysium away from stealing a bite, because he's grabbing his spoon as we speak, unless you don't mind listening to him whine about his mouth burning for the next ten minutes.]
Hmm hmm...despite the cold, this village seems to be thriving well enough. It makes me wonder if they operate through some sort of trade and bartering system.
[He muses, accidentally guessing the right answer for once.]
I was briefly guided to the Inn by a Vouivre-Sankta who calls himself Ain, and it did seem like a lot of people were taking up residence there. I think that would be as good of a place to start as any.
[Unless they want to risk getting kicked out by Gnosis, again.]
[Why would he ever do that? Enjoy your curry idiot— (enjoy sharing mouthgerms with Thorns again because he used that utensil earlier to eat your baklava with).]
I thought Sankta and non-Sankta children could only ever be the non-Sankta race? [Well you see. He's not Terran.] Interesting... it makes me wonder if he was also afflicted by...
[Looks back at Passenger. Looks back to the curry. Watches Elysium kill himself on it probably.]
...whatever mutations have affected the people here.
[Sorry Ain, Elysium is still convinced you're a Vouivre-Sankta, somehow. He knows you said you weren't Terran, but like. What ELSE is he supposed to think?
Elysium is fine...........for but a moment. The INSTANT that curry kicks in he is floundering to grab his drink, which unfortunately is warm cider so it's not like, super helpful in lessening the spice. Aaaaaaa]
I-it's so hot!! Why is it so hot-!?
[He's opening his mouth and fanning his tongue now, as if that's going to help. He is Hispanic yet somehow STILL too white for this.]
A-also I don't know! Th-there...a lot of people are affected like that, I've not-ah-ced-
[He thunks his torso onto the table and waves weakly at Oolong.]
[Bless you Oolong...as soon as he has his Ayran, Elysium grabs his spoon back and starts eating. It's very nice and cool on his tongue, which he very much appreciates.]
Sure sure...but that doesn't mean I do well with spicy things! At least, not this spicy...
[He will offer Thorns some of the yogurt treat if he'd like to try it, though.]
We can head out once we finish eating. Then we'll gather info, like you said!
Takes another bite. He's gotten over the curry spice by now (mostly).]
Really? That's sweet of you...now I don't feel as bad about covering your tab too, haha~
[He's joking, he'd literally give the shirt off his back for you-]
It's so strange that this is how fate has decided that we'd reunite, isn't it? Not that I'm complaining...I just thought I wouldn't see you for much longer.
[Again: You two morons are practically in each others' laps. Get a fucking room. (They will, very shortly.)]
Something tells me you would have come to sea after me, provided Rhodes Island gave you enough leave of absense.
[It's not like Elysium chased him across Iberia or anything like that. Not this Liberi, oh no. He's so normal.
Anyway, they'll eat their food, and when they have a minute... they'll dip! Just fucking leave! They'll be back in the morning, they swear. It's too cold to look outside, though, so Thorns is carving a path right to the inn... and when they get there he's giving that inquisition fire a WIDE berth. No thank you.]
Oh, are you kidding? I still plan on doing that if the opportunity arises, if we can ever get out of here.
[You know just. Putting that out there.
Anyway! They eat and...leave without actually doing any dishes, but yeah they'll be back in the morning dwbi. They have!! Things to do!! They need to do a investigating before it gets too much later, or colder...and yeah, Elysium doesn't blame Thorns for doing so. He's just going to put himself between the fire and his partner if he can at all help it.]
It's nice that they've given us our own rooms. Do you know if they're like...marked for us, or something?
[Upstairs they go! Luckily upstairs does not have any Aegir-Racist Fire™ to bother them. Just hallways of rooms... many of which seem occupied, many more of which seem empty.]
The shadowy woman I spoke to said we could take any of the empty ones. [Which he assumes people lock their doors or this is gonna be real weird when someone comes back to a whole sea urchin in their bed.] There's one with an open door up ahead.
[And he pushes that door back, aaaand this room is definitely owned. There's one (1) Dachsologie here who blinks up at them with his orbs like OvO?]
[Dachie is thoroughly enjoying this treatment thank you. He tries to sound cute, like how puppies will whine at you when they want something, but instead it's a horrifying barn owl noise and Thorns looks between him and Elysium like "uh" while Dachie enthusiastically licks Elysium's hand.
...
So he's friendly. Thorns thinks. But yeah, this is clearly someone else's room, so let's move on.]
He leaves his door open? [Yeah that's Dachie's room and Ain's room2 for when he's upset and needs to compartmentalize all his emotions away from everyone, duh. Anyway, down the hall they go. After testing several in a row, Thorns happens across an empty one at the end of the hall, undecorated and clean in that way that inns tend to be. Way, way too clean. Scarily clean.] Here's one.
[He just met the guy, he doesn't know how Ain lives his life.
He will, however, give Dachie one more headscritch before waving goodbye and following Thorns on down the hallway, poking his head into the room they find behind him.]
Oooh yeah, this is definitely a free one. It doesn't look lived in at all!
[He saunters his way over to the bed, taking a seat on the edge of it. Honestly, he'd argue it's cozier than his quarters at Rhodes. Maybe it's the atmosphere though, this is like a cabin while Rhodes is all metal and cold.]
I'll let you sleep by the window, if you want.
[.................oh okay you're just living in the room WITH him you just decided that]
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I meant at the inn. There's a bar here, but everything there has a cost.
[...more importantly:]
When does your shift doing dishes start?
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A-actually, I'm pretty sure he was just kidding! How can I be expected to wash the dishes when I arrived with no money?
[Well that's called "don't order a bunch of food you can't pay for", Elysium.]
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[His tone says "did you ask tho".]
Typically, when you arrive somewhere and have no money and proceed to receive a good or service, you have to pay in some way... after all, what settlement accepts freeloaders so readily?
[Good news, he's not vaguely depressed anymore! Bad news: teasing Elysium is back to being his full-time job.]
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I- I am not a freeloader!
[He hisses, while freeloading.]
Look, I didn't know...I was cold, and hungry, and they didn't stop me!
[YES BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUSTOMER-]
If I absolutely have to I'll repay my dues, of course...but you'd think an exception would be made, given the circumstances.
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[Thorns turns to look back at the counter. Sure enough, there's a young man... a teenager, by the looks of it, but there's fucking Passenger, and he's sure Passenger doesn't care but he's also sure he heard things about that man having a reputation.]
Which one do you think would be more troublesome if you were to piss them off?
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...right, right. I get it.
[He is not so stupid as to want to be willingly zapped by Passenger. Like, abilities on the fritz or no, he has no doubt in his mind that man could snap his fingers and leave him a smoking crater, if desired.]
I'll ask about it before I leave. ...but if I'm already doing menial labor to make up for a tab, you should order something more to eat, too.
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[There he goes, he's standing up... Might as well eat something since he's been here for multiple days and just. Not eating anything at all. Good job genius.
Anyway, while he doesn't say so, he'll also help Elysium out in the kitchen doing dishes. The question is whether his partner knows that or not...
He sits back down some minutes later with curry. In tow is Oolong, who is all too happy to fill a cup of tea for him and sploot on their table.]
We should do some investigating after your dues are paid.
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[Nobody else is getting free labor out of Elysium >8///
He will wait patiently for Thorns to return, his eyes brightening at the sight of Oolong. What a baby...he's just going to reach out and give the teapot's head a little rub.]
I agree. There's a lot to be discovered, assuming we can stand the cold long enough...I'm going to need another jacket.
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Unaffected, he continues to eat.]
I saw a tailor shop on the way here. We'll need to figure out the local currency first. [Or sweetly ask someone for a loan.] At the very least, we can investigate the indoor areas and gather information from anyone inside. A brief trip through the frost won't kill you.
[You guys are going to get accosted by wraiths long before you make it near the inn where people are congregating.]
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Hmm hmm...despite the cold, this village seems to be thriving well enough. It makes me wonder if they operate through some sort of trade and bartering system.
[He muses, accidentally guessing the right answer for once.]
I was briefly guided to the Inn by a Vouivre-Sankta who calls himself Ain, and it did seem like a lot of people were taking up residence there. I think that would be as good of a place to start as any.
[Unless they want to risk getting kicked out by Gnosis, again.]
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I thought Sankta and non-Sankta children could only ever be the non-Sankta race? [Well you see. He's not Terran.] Interesting... it makes me wonder if he was also afflicted by...
[Looks back at Passenger. Looks back to the curry. Watches Elysium kill himself on it probably.]
...whatever mutations have affected the people here.
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Elysium is fine...........for but a moment. The INSTANT that curry kicks in he is floundering to grab his drink, which unfortunately is warm cider so it's not like, super helpful in lessening the spice. Aaaaaaa]
I-it's so hot!! Why is it so hot-!?
[He's opening his mouth and fanning his tongue now, as if that's going to help. He is Hispanic yet somehow STILL too white for this.]
A-also I don't know! Th-there...a lot of people are affected like that, I've not-ah-ced-
[He thunks his torso onto the table and waves weakly at Oolong.]
C-can I get an Ayran, please...
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[Thanks, Thorns. Thanks so much for that explanation. Anyway, Oolong is going to go get Elysium some Ayran. It will be back shortly.]
Haven't you travelled the world? Shouldn't you be used to this?
[You're also SPANISH... here comes Oolong, though.]
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Sure sure...but that doesn't mean I do well with spicy things! At least, not this spicy...
[He will offer Thorns some of the yogurt treat if he'd like to try it, though.]
We can head out once we finish eating. Then we'll gather info, like you said!
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Right. And you'll be back first thing tomorrow morning for your shift cleaning dishes.
[Smiles like :) ]
...I'll be there, too, to help you out. No need to go it alone. [SAID LOCAL MAN WHO LITERALLY WENT TO IBERIA ALONE AND BECAME A PIRATE. ALONE.]
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Takes another bite. He's gotten over the curry spice by now (mostly).]
Really? That's sweet of you...now I don't feel as bad about covering your tab too, haha~
[He's joking, he'd literally give the shirt off his back for you-]
It's so strange that this is how fate has decided that we'd reunite, isn't it? Not that I'm complaining...I just thought I wouldn't see you for much longer.
[Nom...leans against Thorns' shoulder.]
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Something tells me you would have come to sea after me, provided Rhodes Island gave you enough leave of absense.
[It's not like Elysium chased him across Iberia or anything like that. Not this Liberi, oh no. He's so normal.
Anyway, they'll eat their food, and when they have a minute... they'll dip! Just fucking leave! They'll be back in the morning, they swear. It's too cold to look outside, though, so Thorns is carving a path right to the inn... and when they get there he's giving that inquisition fire a WIDE berth. No thank you.]
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[You know just. Putting that out there.
Anyway! They eat and...leave without actually doing any dishes, but yeah they'll be back in the morning dwbi. They have!! Things to do!! They need to do a investigating before it gets too much later, or colder...and yeah, Elysium doesn't blame Thorns for doing so. He's just going to put himself between the fire and his partner if he can at all help it.]
It's nice that they've given us our own rooms. Do you know if they're like...marked for us, or something?
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The shadowy woman I spoke to said we could take any of the empty ones. [Which he assumes people lock their doors or this is gonna be real weird when someone comes back to a whole sea urchin in their bed.] There's one with an open door up ahead.
[And he pushes that door back, aaaand this room is definitely owned. There's one (1) Dachsologie here who blinks up at them with his orbs like OvO?]
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[Elysium immediately crouches down and holds out his hands like!!!! BABY!! Let him pet you hiiiii]
This is Ain's companion!! Isn't he cute?
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[Dachie will take pets. He is going OvO and tippytappying as they speak.]
It looks half-fowlbeast.
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[Patpatting Dachie's head. Who's a good dachie? He squishes his feathery cheeks up, causing his eyes to scrunch up. He's soft like a mochi.]
A fowlbeast and a dog mixed together, haha. But yeah, this room's probably Ain's. We might want to look a little further down.
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...
So he's friendly. Thorns thinks. But yeah, this is clearly someone else's room, so let's move on.]
He leaves his door open? [Yeah that's Dachie's room and Ain's room2 for when he's upset and needs to compartmentalize all his emotions away from everyone, duh. Anyway, down the hall they go. After testing several in a row, Thorns happens across an empty one at the end of the hall, undecorated and clean in that way that inns tend to be. Way, way too clean. Scarily clean.] Here's one.
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[He just met the guy, he doesn't know how Ain lives his life.
He will, however, give Dachie one more headscritch before waving goodbye and following Thorns on down the hallway, poking his head into the room they find behind him.]
Oooh yeah, this is definitely a free one. It doesn't look lived in at all!
[He saunters his way over to the bed, taking a seat on the edge of it. Honestly, he'd argue it's cozier than his quarters at Rhodes. Maybe it's the atmosphere though, this is like a cabin while Rhodes is all metal and cold.]
I'll let you sleep by the window, if you want.
[.................oh okay you're just living in the room WITH him you just decided that]
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What if I wanted my own room?
[He doesn't. He's lying. But he wants to see how Elysium reacts to this, because messing with him is 24/7.]
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