Aww, it's not that good. Really, my best spells are all about healing and shielding~. And my combat magic can only be done outside. I don't want to break anything.
[He makes vortexes. That's kind of not inside magic.]
But yes, I'm from a group of adventurers~. It's my job to keep them safe. The other healer in our group is... [Scrunches his nose up,] Ten? Thirteen? Or something like that, haha, she's only a kid. Last I saw her, I was teaching her basic first aid.
[He hopes :) his friends aren't dead :) Laby can be trusted with the healing but also his friends are reckless assholes—]
But, if we get separated, we can't communicate like you can. We got this device once... it was called a "walkie-talkie" or something, but it's not like we just have those. It's very difficult to contact people many miles away where I'm from.
Oh, really? I made a device like that for my partner, Thorns. We've...been unfortunately separated for a time, so I wanted to be able to still communicate over the long distance.
[He's making them sound like boyfriends straight up]
I don't intend to overstay my welcome here, but I would be more than happy to show you how I made mine, assuming this place has the right parts.
Haha... I hope your partner, [edge to his tone that says "romantic?"] is here for your sanity, Mr. Know-it-all, because... we can't exactly leave. If we could, I think a lot of us would've gone home by now.
Oh, but if you could show me tinkering like that, it would be nice of you. Mr. Crane probably has the parts. He's a nerd~.
One time I fluttered my eyelashes at his husband and he picked me up while totally shirtless~. I think I can convince either of them to give you the supplies.
[You did not flutter your eyelashes you fucking liar, you asked "hey can I room with you guys on the beach" and Enciodes decided to rizz you up because it's Funny, and you folded like a shitty auditorium chair. Don't tell fibs.]
Mm... we can't leave because there's a pissed-off false god in the woods keeping us all here, I think? But if you refer to it as a god, you make it more powerful, so you have to call it things like "motherfucker" and "pissbaby" and stuff. [Ain.] Being mean weakens it~. Or you can just call it "the Forest" and everyone knows what you're talking about. We're all trying to find a way out of here, but it's tough... haha, sorry. I didn't want to bring it up until later, since you were so chipper.
Oooho~ Do you think he'd pick me up if I did that?
[Smash cut to Elysium being in the Family Guy Death pose
But the sillies aren't forever...because Ain continues to explain about how they can't leave, and they're being held captive by a.........gggggod? And yeah, it all. Sounds pretty shitty, if he's going to be honest.]
...oh. You're serious about that, aren't you?
[Haha uuuuuuuuh]
I suppose I can be mean if it's for a good cause! As long as some eldritch being doesn't surface and explode my head for calling it a pissbaby.
But that's...mm. Very...discouraging to hear. I really...can't leave Rhodes right now. Mm...
Unfortunately, none of us really had a choice. Mr. Crane and Mr. Jellyfish have been here for over a year. I really don't want to be a downer and say "get used to it", but we can't leave this dimension. I know you miss your... significant other, [that is not the word he used Ain] and I know your job is important, but that's how it is right now.
[He doesn't want to be a downer, he says, but also... yeah, buddy, you're gonna have to get used to it.]
[Elysium turns red when Ain says Thorns is his "significant other", but he also...doesn't........correct him.....okay Elysium keep drinking the Copium.]
W-well...this wouldn't be the first time I've been stuck somewhere I didn't mean to be.
[Cough he's legally someone's slave cough cough]
I'm just going to have to adapt.
[He's sure someone will come looking for him...soon enough.]
[Elysium's feathers...they're puffed. His head looks like it's been scrubbed with a staticy balloon. Now that Ain has put it in such explicit terms...there's no beating around the bush now.
He makes a funny noise in the back of his throat, glancing off to the side.]
We...we're not, er. Actually...
[He laughs, weakly...but it just sounds a little sad. Wistful.]
His name is Thorns. He's...the most beautiful Aegir you've ever seen. [He's not going to know what that means.] Dark hair, deeply tanned skin, auburn eyes that look like the sun...he's a little soft spoken, and he doesn't always let people in on what he's thinking, but. ...he's amazing.
[Ain's tail is wagging-wagging now. Aww!! How cute!! Are you guys going to get married— also he knows what an Aegir is he talks to Mizuki!!!]
Ooh! You should tell him that~. I'll help you look for him so you can.
[Ain doesn't say the obvious "sometimes people don't show up with you" because... well, that would bring the mood down, and he has a feeling Elysium already knows that. He hopes that everyone else can find their people that they miss in some capacity.
Anyway, half of what Ain gets from that description is "very hot fish" so he will keep his eyes peeled for a very hot fish. Unfortunately to Ain, everyone is hot, so.]
How long have you had feelings for him? [haha lol]
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[He makes vortexes. That's kind of not inside magic.]
But yes, I'm from a group of adventurers~. It's my job to keep them safe. The other healer in our group is... [Scrunches his nose up,] Ten? Thirteen? Or something like that, haha, she's only a kid. Last I saw her, I was teaching her basic first aid.
[He hopes :) his friends aren't dead :) Laby can be trusted with the healing but also his friends are reckless assholes—]
But, if we get separated, we can't communicate like you can. We got this device once... it was called a "walkie-talkie" or something, but it's not like we just have those. It's very difficult to contact people many miles away where I'm from.
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[He's making them sound like boyfriends straight up]
I don't intend to overstay my welcome here, but I would be more than happy to show you how I made mine, assuming this place has the right parts.
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Oh, but if you could show me tinkering like that, it would be nice of you. Mr. Crane probably has the parts. He's a nerd~.
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[Somehow...........he doubts that.
But at the mention of Thorns, Elysium visibly deflates. He's still smiling, but it's clear he looks more than a little sad about it.]
He...he's out at sea right now. Very far away. I'm not sure how likely it is he would be here, since I don't see any oceans for miles...
[...]
Oh, I probably didn't understand you right...but why can't we leave, exactly?
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[You did not flutter your eyelashes you fucking liar, you asked "hey can I room with you guys on the beach" and Enciodes decided to rizz you up because it's Funny, and you folded like a shitty auditorium chair. Don't tell fibs.]
Mm... we can't leave because there's a pissed-off false god in the woods keeping us all here, I think? But if you refer to it as a god, you make it more powerful, so you have to call it things like "motherfucker" and "pissbaby" and stuff. [Ain.] Being mean weakens it~. Or you can just call it "the Forest" and everyone knows what you're talking about. We're all trying to find a way out of here, but it's tough... haha, sorry. I didn't want to bring it up until later, since you were so chipper.
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[Smash cut to Elysium being in the Family Guy Death pose
But the sillies aren't forever...because Ain continues to explain about how they can't leave, and they're being held captive by a.........gggggod? And yeah, it all. Sounds pretty shitty, if he's going to be honest.]
...oh. You're serious about that, aren't you?
[Haha uuuuuuuuh]
I suppose I can be mean if it's for a good cause! As long as some eldritch being doesn't surface and explode my head for calling it a pissbaby.
But that's...mm. Very...discouraging to hear. I really...can't leave Rhodes right now. Mm...
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[He doesn't want to be a downer, he says, but also... yeah, buddy, you're gonna have to get used to it.]
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[Elysium turns red when Ain says Thorns is his "significant other", but he also...doesn't........correct him.....okay Elysium keep drinking the Copium.]
W-well...this wouldn't be the first time I've been stuck somewhere I didn't mean to be.
[Cough he's legally someone's slave cough cough]
I'm just going to have to adapt.
[He's sure someone will come looking for him...soon enough.]
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Are you new lovers? Haha, you blushed just now~. What do they look like? Are they cute?
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[Elysium's feathers...they're puffed. His head looks like it's been scrubbed with a staticy balloon. Now that Ain has put it in such explicit terms...there's no beating around the bush now.
He makes a funny noise in the back of his throat, glancing off to the side.]
We...we're not, er. Actually...
[He laughs, weakly...but it just sounds a little sad. Wistful.]
His name is Thorns. He's...the most beautiful Aegir you've ever seen. [He's not going to know what that means.] Dark hair, deeply tanned skin, auburn eyes that look like the sun...he's a little soft spoken, and he doesn't always let people in on what he's thinking, but. ...he's amazing.
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Ooh! You should tell him that~. I'll help you look for him so you can.
[Ain doesn't say the obvious "sometimes people don't show up with you" because... well, that would bring the mood down, and he has a feeling Elysium already knows that. He hopes that everyone else can find their people that they miss in some capacity.
Anyway, half of what Ain gets from that description is "very hot fish" so he will keep his eyes peeled for a very hot fish. Unfortunately to Ain, everyone is hot, so.]
How long have you had feelings for him? [haha lol]
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It's...been a while.
["A while"]
But I don't want to make our friendship weird or anything. You know? We already...just work so well. I don't want to ruin that.
[He looks down at his hands as he says this, worrying his fingers with his lips pursed in a thin line.]
I would sooner pine my entire life than lose him.