Thorns walks over to the bed now, standing in front of Elysium now, a single brow very subtly raised. It's those little microexpressions that Elysium can read better than Thorns' "sarcasm", apparently.
There's an obvious suggestion there. Elysium could take his coat off, and probably in his mind, he wants Thorns to say "we could cuddle :)" even though Thorns has never made those suggestions in his life. Instead, he leans closer, grabbing the edge of Elysium's coat like he's going to take it off for him.
His expression is completely unreadable. Or, he hopes it is, anyway.]
[Elysium likes to think he can read Thorns very well, even though he absolutely cannot. He reads him better than most, make no mistake, but there's still a lot that flies right over his head. So yes, he notices that little brow raise. And when Thorns comes over and takes the edge of his coat, he sort of forgets to breathe for a moment.
Ahaha-]
Ah...w-well. I mean. It is getting pretty warm in here, haha...
[But like. If Thorns wanted to cuddle, Elysium wouldn't say NO...]
Thorns, a man with absolutely zero rizz, leans in really close. Like, really obnoxiously close, to where Elysium will no doubt feel his quick breaths.]
[On god, if Thorns had grabbed his coat and got any closer before breaking the tension, Elysium might have snapped and tried to kiss him, it's the romantic movie tension his chance was right there-
But no. He gets walloped in the face with a pillow the moment his heart begins to race, causing him to let loose a very bird-like squeal muffled into that pillow as he falls straight back onto the bed. Comically so.
He pops back up a second later, beet red with his feathers so fluffed his head looks massive.]
You-! You-!!!
[SNATCHES UP THE OTHER PILLOW AND WHIPS IT AT THORNS LIKE-
[Oblivious as always, Thorns takes that pillow to the face (it slides down his face and chest, and hits the floor) and just starts fucking laughing about it. It's a quiet laugh, nothing too boisterous (he never is), but he's still grinning as he picks it back up and goes in for a second strike.
This is what men do at sleepovers. Gay pillow fights.]
Elysium is so frazzled he almost doesn't fully register that Thorns is laughing, as quiet as he is. But he hears it well enough, and it causes something to roil hot in his chest as he gets hit in the face full-on a second time before catching and hurling the pillow that was thrown at him back.]
[Everyone who sees you two thinks you're fucking married. If they saw this shit, double-assumed married. Juana definitely thinks they're married and Thorns is like, completely oblivious to this. And there's a high chance Rose Salts probably looked at Elysium like "so your husband—".
Anyway, Thorns dodges that pillow like one would dodge a projectile mid fight, and then disappears swiftly out of the room. He comes back a moment later hauling three different pillows with him that he undoubtedly pilfered from adjacent empty rooms, hurling them in succession at Elysium.
[As Thorns arrives with MORE AMMO, Elysium lifts a hand to point, as if to be like "HEY NO FAIR", but before he can say anything he's getting pelted again. You'd think he'd be better at dodging but no, he's getting hit by each and every one, though that's probably because he's starting to go breathless from laughing too hard. They literally sound like children up here stomping around and throwing things at each other.]
You never- Umph-! Struck me as a man who would play dirty-!!
[Shut up you didn't become a pirate until like a month ago, this is Not core to your identity you're a nerd.
But, it's fine, because the more pillows he throws (all of them) the less ammo he has, which puts him literally against a wall over here. Your move, Elysium, he's run out.]
Thorns, forced on the back foot here, puts both hands up to try to deflect. It works only somewhat, the pillow is still smacking him in the face regardless. Whap whap whap—]
It would only be a fair fight if I were also— [pwah] —armed!
[He attempts to shuffle over to grab a fallen pillow from the nest of those on the floors, and tries to parry the strikes.]
[Thorns will be successful, because Elysium is starting to get a little winded. He's still laughing inbetween breaths as he meets Thorns' strikes with his own, and if these pillows happen to have down in them, there are probably little feathers floating around in the air by now.]
Fair? You came at me without any warning! That's hardly fair!
You had— [bleh bleh feather in mouth, whether it's one of Elysium's or a pillow feather is unknown,] —your chance to gauge my movements before I struck.
[He was gauging how close your lips were to his, Thorns. He was not watching anything else. Please you have got to stop being this oblivious.
Anyway. Thorns tries smacking Elysium with a now almost-empty pillowcase, realises that it's empty, leans down to try to grab another... loses his footing completely and falls back onto the mattress instead.
[It's a good thing these rooms repair themselves. Hopefully that includes what's in them too...these poor pillows.
Anyway, when Thorns falls back, Elysium takes this as his opportunity to pounce. He springs forward with his own pillow and plants a knee on the mattress between Thorns' legs (he's not even trying to make this suggestive this time, but oops) so he can smash the pillow he's holding (gently) right into his face.
[Thorns is Squashed. Might as well smother him with that sucker while he's down here because you Know his ass ain't slept in ??????? anyway— if he were a meaner overly-competitive roommate, he might've kicked Elysium between the legs, but instead he tries to reach up for his arms and then (gently) shoves at the Liberi's thighs with his bare feet. Trying to push him away, but not hurt him.]
If I [whap] admit defeat— [it's hard to talk like this, actually,] —I'll never hear the end of—
[This is hopeless. He has to un-smother himself. Of course his face will be all flushed when he can breathe again, and he's panting to catch his breath, dishevelled because of being ASSAILED via PILLOW... and Elysium's leg is between his. Feast your eyes on it, he's never going to look this way ever again.]
[............Elysium may not have calculated what he might do if he got to this point, haha um-
It!! Was not meant to be suggestive, at all, but when he pulls his pillow back to deliver the finishing blow, and Thorns looks up at him like that?
All of Elysium's fight leaves him. His eyebrows pinch together and his mouth quirks in a funny way that Thorns is absolutely too oblivious to clock, a nervous little laugh tittering its way out of him.
Haha....he didn't even hear what Thorns said his ears are ringing suddenly Thorns now's your chance-]
[Yeah, he has no idea why Elysium's lips curl like that. In Thorns' mind, his roommate is Plotting his downfall, and so he takes decisive action to grab that pillow from him — yoink! — and whomp him one last time as he sits up.]
There. Are you warmed up now?
[Thorns, you have no IDEA the power you have over this poor bird.]
[He has no idea and it's a crime, truly. Like if Thorns knew anything, he could have Elysium on his knees with a single word. He has this man WHIPPED and he doesn't even know.
Anyway, the pillow fighting has stopped, but Elysium still feels all riled. He's short of breath and his heart has yet to stop racing as he quickly shifts to sit next to him instead of over him, swinging his legs over the edge of the bed as if nothing ever happened.]
O-oh yeah! Toasty as a baby burdenbeast!
[He'll reach up to adjust his hair, trying to will his feathers to lay down but they refuse. They're all fluffed up like aaa]
That was fun, ahah...I don't think I've gotten to play with you like that in so long.
[Sidelong smirk... he continues to be oblivious. Sorry Elysium, you're gonna have to say something eventually... and/or continue the next five years like this I guess, like y'all already did the first five what's five more?]
We didn't get to when you were aboard the ship. There wasn't time, between me repairing the compass and all the Inquisition attacks.
[Pulling stray feathers out of Elysium's hair... twirling them between his fingers. These are clearly fowlbeast feathers, they're too short and fluffy to be anything else. And yes, he does note that Elysium himself is puffed out, but he thinks it's cause of their stupid game and not anything else.]
[Of course it was. Well, neither of them know that things here often get worse than being aboard an old Iberian ship in the middle of nowhere, but... you know, they can live in some amount of peace for now. It's fine! They're fine.
Thorns is undoing half the buttons on his shirt now. Getting read to lie down and rest for a while... his ass didn't sleep for multiple days, time is weird here and the fatigue will eventually hit him like a truck.
He's lying down on the bed now with a brief sigh. Ough, real mattress...]
Elysium is trying to be normal. He is trying so hard, man, but Thorns is making it SO HARD MAN-
He pats his hands idly on the sides of the mattress as Thorns flops over, before he'll just...flop down onto the bed beside him, folding his hands across his chest to try to keep temptation at bay.
(It's not working)]
Mmhm. If you want. I mean, it might be pretty cold, but...I think you can tolerate that better than I can.
[...Elysium scooches a little closer, his head "accidentally" touching Thorns' arm.]
[Accidentally, yes. Of course. As if you haven't been the big spoon for ????years, sir.]
Normally. The cold is abnormally strong here. [But you know what's super fucking cold, the goddamn ocean when you fall into it because your ass was going to check on something on the hull and fell in. Like. Why, why would you do that.] Aegir are more adaptable, so I'll be fine.
[Unlike Elysium, who will probably sleep under 16 blankets with his jacket on.]
Tomorrow, we'll need to procure proper clothing, and we can keep investigating from there.
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Oh, really? I couldn't tell.
[Lmaoooo
Anyway! Elysium stretches his arms above his head...mmm.]
I should remove my coat...but it's so cold I don't really want to...mmm....
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Thorns walks over to the bed now, standing in front of Elysium now, a single brow very subtly raised. It's those little microexpressions that Elysium can read better than Thorns' "sarcasm", apparently.
There's an obvious suggestion there. Elysium could take his coat off, and probably in his mind, he wants Thorns to say "we could cuddle :)" even though Thorns has never made those suggestions in his life. Instead, he leans closer, grabbing the edge of Elysium's coat like he's going to take it off for him.
His expression is completely unreadable. Or, he hopes it is, anyway.]
Really?
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Ahaha-]
Ah...w-well. I mean. It is getting pretty warm in here, haha...
[But like. If Thorns wanted to cuddle, Elysium wouldn't say NO...]
1/2
Thorns, a man with absolutely zero rizz, leans in really close. Like, really obnoxiously close, to where Elysium will no doubt feel his quick breaths.]
I can think of a way to warm you up.
2/2
Pillow fight: Engaged.]
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But no. He gets walloped in the face with a pillow the moment his heart begins to race, causing him to let loose a very bird-like squeal muffled into that pillow as he falls straight back onto the bed. Comically so.
He pops back up a second later, beet red with his feathers so fluffed his head looks massive.]
You-! You-!!!
[SNATCHES UP THE OTHER PILLOW AND WHIPS IT AT THORNS LIKE-
GIRL!!!!!!!!]
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This is what men do at sleepovers. Gay pillow fights.]
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Elysium is so frazzled he almost doesn't fully register that Thorns is laughing, as quiet as he is. But he hears it well enough, and it causes something to roil hot in his chest as he gets hit in the face full-on a second time before catching and hurling the pillow that was thrown at him back.]
Take that!
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Anyway, Thorns dodges that pillow like one would dodge a projectile mid fight, and then disappears swiftly out of the room. He comes back a moment later hauling three different pillows with him that he undoubtedly pilfered from adjacent empty rooms, hurling them in succession at Elysium.
The boys. They're boying.]
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You never- Umph-! Struck me as a man who would play dirty-!!
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[Shut up you didn't become a pirate until like a month ago, this is Not core to your identity you're a nerd.
But, it's fine, because the more pillows he throws (all of them) the less ammo he has, which puts him literally against a wall over here. Your move, Elysium, he's run out.]
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[Now that Thorns is out of ammo...Elysium will grab the nearest pillow and start whapping him with it without letting it go. Whap whap whap-]
I have you now, you cur! Have at you!!
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Thorns, forced on the back foot here, puts both hands up to try to deflect. It works only somewhat, the pillow is still smacking him in the face regardless. Whap whap whap—]
It would only be a fair fight if I were also— [pwah] —armed!
[He attempts to shuffle over to grab a fallen pillow from the nest of those on the floors, and tries to parry the strikes.]
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Fair? You came at me without any warning! That's hardly fair!
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[He was gauging how close your lips were to his, Thorns. He was not watching anything else. Please you have got to stop being this oblivious.
Anyway. Thorns tries smacking Elysium with a now almost-empty pillowcase, realises that it's empty, leans down to try to grab another... loses his footing completely and falls back onto the mattress instead.
Good job genius.]
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Anyway, when Thorns falls back, Elysium takes this as his opportunity to pounce. He springs forward with his own pillow and plants a knee on the mattress between Thorns' legs (he's not even trying to make this suggestive this time, but oops) so he can smash the pillow he's holding (gently) right into his face.
WHAP.]
And now you're at my mercy! Admit defeat!
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If I [whap] admit defeat— [it's hard to talk like this, actually,] —I'll never hear the end of—
[This is hopeless. He has to un-smother himself. Of course his face will be all flushed when he can breathe again, and he's panting to catch his breath, dishevelled because of being ASSAILED via PILLOW... and Elysium's leg is between his. Feast your eyes on it, he's never going to look this way ever again.]
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It!! Was not meant to be suggestive, at all, but when he pulls his pillow back to deliver the finishing blow, and Thorns looks up at him like that?
All of Elysium's fight leaves him. His eyebrows pinch together and his mouth quirks in a funny way that Thorns is absolutely too oblivious to clock, a nervous little laugh tittering its way out of him.
Haha....he didn't even hear what Thorns said his ears are ringing suddenly Thorns now's your chance-]
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There. Are you warmed up now?
[Thorns, you have no IDEA the power you have over this poor bird.]
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Anyway, the pillow fighting has stopped, but Elysium still feels all riled. He's short of breath and his heart has yet to stop racing as he quickly shifts to sit next to him instead of over him, swinging his legs over the edge of the bed as if nothing ever happened.]
O-oh yeah! Toasty as a baby burdenbeast!
[He'll reach up to adjust his hair, trying to will his feathers to lay down but they refuse. They're all fluffed up like aaa]
That was fun, ahah...I don't think I've gotten to play with you like that in so long.
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We didn't get to when you were aboard the ship. There wasn't time, between me repairing the compass and all the Inquisition attacks.
[Pulling stray feathers out of Elysium's hair... twirling them between his fingers. These are clearly fowlbeast feathers, they're too short and fluffy to be anything else. And yes, he does note that Elysium himself is puffed out, but he thinks it's cause of their stupid game and not anything else.]
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[Elysium laughs faintly as Thorns pulls feathers from his hair, lifting a hand to tuck a lock of those long red bangs behind his ear.]
...it was nice. Don't you think so?
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[Of course it was. Well, neither of them know that things here often get worse than being aboard an old Iberian ship in the middle of nowhere, but... you know, they can live in some amount of peace for now. It's fine! They're fine.
Thorns is undoing half the buttons on his shirt now. Getting read to lie down and rest for a while... his ass didn't sleep for multiple days, time is weird here and the fatigue will eventually hit him like a truck.
He's lying down on the bed now with a brief sigh. Ough, real mattress...]
So. I get the window spot?
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[Shirt unbuttoning? Shirt?? ?????
Elysium is trying to be normal. He is trying so hard, man, but Thorns is making it SO HARD MAN-
He pats his hands idly on the sides of the mattress as Thorns flops over, before he'll just...flop down onto the bed beside him, folding his hands across his chest to try to keep temptation at bay.
(It's not working)]
Mmhm. If you want. I mean, it might be pretty cold, but...I think you can tolerate that better than I can.
[...Elysium scooches a little closer, his head "accidentally" touching Thorns' arm.]
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Normally. The cold is abnormally strong here. [But you know what's super fucking cold, the goddamn ocean when you fall into it because your ass was going to check on something on the hull and fell in. Like. Why, why would you do that.] Aegir are more adaptable, so I'll be fine.
[Unlike Elysium, who will probably sleep under 16 blankets with his jacket on.]
Tomorrow, we'll need to procure proper clothing, and we can keep investigating from there.
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