[ I am personally going to come and fight BB, pigs are fucking adorable, fuck you- ]

That would be really nice and all, BB, and don't take this the wrong way, but... "getting things done" and "doing the right thing" don't always see eye to eye. The reason I want to listen to heroes is 'cause I know they'll do what's necessary to get to the best outcome for everyone.

That said, you've been really nice to me, and you seem so clever and cheerful. Why wouldn't you consider yourself to be a hero?