[Dipper actually manages to laugh at that, groggy as it is. God, he is in a lot of pain, and while the initial sting has died down to a steady throb, it still really sucks. He tries to gesture a little, because he is the kind of guy to talk with his hands, but he gives up on it pretty fast.]

Pure Vanilla Cookie, Dark Cacao Cookie, Affogato Cookie, White Lily Cookie ...don't ask me how a lily is a cookie ingredient. Timekeeper Cookie? Time is also not edible. Probably.

[Oh. Wait he finally seems really intent and he points.]

Shadow Milk Cookie. Stay away from him, he sucks. I haven't hated someone like that since Ozpin-

[...Wait. Oh. Oh fuck he wasn't supposed to-]