i. So Let's Make Trouble In The Dream World — Around Neo-Eden
[Vash… has no reason to be driving a motorcycle. In fact, he has the most negative reasons to be doing so, considering this man can’t drive for shit. But it’s been ages since he’s seen a car, and he’s, well… Really excited! He wants to show off! He wants to be cool! He wants to —
Fall over immediately? Fall off and watch the bike go ten feet without him? Go headfirst over the handlebars and straight into the Mania Square fountain? No, not at all. He wants to do all of the above!
Watch out, because he might accidentally run into you. Or, you know, point and laugh as he crashes again. Either way, have fun. Or stop him. I’m not your dad.]
ii. Hijack Heaven With Another Memory Now — Arcadia
[Vash is clearly having way too much fun. First it was the motorcycle. Now he’s in the club, dressed in the cutest outfit he has. Yes he is wearing the skirt. Plants don’t have gender, silly.
It’s hard to say if he’s drunk or just… himself. Either way, he will loudly yell over the music, directly into the ear of anyone that so much as pauses near him:]
C’monnnnnn, come dance with me!!!!
[No one is actually given the option. They are simply dragged out onto the dance floor.]
iii. I Make The Most Of The Turning Tide — Thrill Point
[It should come as no surprise that Vash ends up at Thrill Point eventually. It isn’t just the rides (of which he gets on many and cries after most), but the food. Unfortunately for him, all of his money has been spent on other stupid stuff. Which is… why you can find him pathetically tapping his card and watching the screen blare red.]
You do not have access to that item. You do not have access to that item. You do not have access to that item.
[If he sees anyone watching him, he will fix them with the saddest, wettest of looks. His lip wibbles.]
I don’t have enough money for treats…
[Whether you help him or not, he will eventually find work for himself. You know. As a literal clown. Make-up and all. He joins in Bonejangles’ gang of silliness, entertaining anyone and everyone. Feel free to toss him a shell tip, or just buy him a pretzel and some popcorn. Either works.
Or, if you don’t… he’ll earn his own money. That’s about when you can spot him walking around with cotton candy, a candy apple with M&Ms, a K-Dog with hot cheetos, a large bag of popcorn, a slice of pizza, a burger with donuts for buns, and a large drink. Like… All at once.
If you’re caught staring, he’ll just smile and hold out his pizza. You know. With a bite taken out of it.]
Try some! It’s great!
iv. It Just Split What's Left Of The Burning Silence — Anywhere
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[Vash… has no reason to be driving a motorcycle. In fact, he has the most negative reasons to be doing so, considering this man can’t drive for shit. But it’s been ages since he’s seen a car, and he’s, well… Really excited! He wants to show off! He wants to be cool! He wants to —
Fall over immediately? Fall off and watch the bike go ten feet without him? Go headfirst over the handlebars and straight into the Mania Square fountain? No, not at all. He wants to do all of the above!
Watch out, because he might accidentally run into you. Or, you know, point and laugh as he crashes again. Either way, have fun. Or stop him. I’m not your dad.]
ii. Hijack Heaven With Another Memory Now — Arcadia
[Vash is clearly having way too much fun. First it was the motorcycle. Now he’s in the club, dressed in the cutest outfit he has. Yes he is wearing the skirt. Plants don’t have gender, silly.
It’s hard to say if he’s drunk or just… himself. Either way, he will loudly yell over the music, directly into the ear of anyone that so much as pauses near him:]
C’monnnnnn, come dance with me!!!!
[No one is actually given the option. They are simply dragged out onto the dance floor.]
iii. I Make The Most Of The Turning Tide — Thrill Point
[It should come as no surprise that Vash ends up at Thrill Point eventually. It isn’t just the rides (of which he gets on many and cries after most), but the food. Unfortunately for him, all of his money has been spent on other stupid stuff. Which is… why you can find him pathetically tapping his card and watching the screen blare red.]
You do not have access to that item. You do not have access to that item. You do not have access to that item.
[If he sees anyone watching him, he will fix them with the saddest, wettest of looks. His lip wibbles.]
I don’t have enough money for treats…
[Whether you help him or not, he will eventually find work for himself. You know. As a literal clown. Make-up and all. He joins in Bonejangles’ gang of silliness, entertaining anyone and everyone. Feel free to toss him a shell tip, or just buy him a pretzel and some popcorn. Either works.
Or, if you don’t… he’ll earn his own money. That’s about when you can spot him walking around with cotton candy, a candy apple with M&Ms, a K-Dog with hot cheetos, a large bag of popcorn, a slice of pizza, a burger with donuts for buns, and a large drink. Like… All at once.
If you’re caught staring, he’ll just smile and hold out his pizza. You know. With a bite taken out of it.]
Try some! It’s great!
iv. It Just Split What's Left Of The Burning Silence — Anywhere
[Your friendly wild card option!! DM me or hit me up on Discord to plot something, or just throw something my way!]