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diplomaticimmewnity ([personal profile] diplomaticimmewnity) wrote in [community profile] sticksandbones 2025-04-02 12:20 am (UTC)

I. Someone unleashed the capitalist and we're all suffering for it
[ Enciodes is a very charismatic man, so it's not hard at all for him to get a business going for himself. First, he rents a car, and then pays people to rideshare with people who just do not know how to drive. After that, he buys a storefront, as well as advertisement space, and within a week, "The Silverash Party Bus, Limousine, & Taxi Services" (or just "The Silverash Transport", as it's shortened) is all over the building screens and in commercials and on posters. Unci is the business mascot, and he even sells plushies and keychains of her at his storefront, as well as said transportation services.

You wanna go nuts on a party bus? They're fully stocked with champagne and music and disco balls and what not. How about a limo, to feel fancy? Or, do you just need a simple Taxi service? Silverash has got you covered.

Or maybe you're just here because you're wondering what the fuck a "celebrity endorsement" means in Neo Eden. Like? Hello??? Silverash???? What the fuck did you do. ]
II. Wildcard
Just be in my walls, I love you-

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