[If it helps at all, Ryan thinks it's all very charming. Nothing's cuter than a guy making a fool of himself trying to impress someone, honestly.]
I'm not mocking you, I sw--!
[But then oops. Dion dives into the fountain. He might look elegant but in the moment Ryan doesn't remember how deep the fountain is, so he startles up to his feet in case this guy just gave himself a concussion.
...only to get smacked in the face with. Something? Something big??? Ow?????
Once Ryan re-adjusts his glasses though, that's all forgotten and he GASPS!]
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I'm not mocking you, I sw--!
[But then oops. Dion dives into the fountain. He might look elegant but in the moment Ryan doesn't remember how deep the fountain is, so he startles up to his feet in case this guy just gave himself a concussion.
...only to get smacked in the face with. Something? Something big??? Ow?????
Once Ryan re-adjusts his glasses though, that's all forgotten and he GASPS!]
Tail! Oh my god, you-- tail!
[THAT SURE IS A DRAGON TAIL.]