charlastan: Bulletproof Heart - My Chemical Romance (Because everybody knows you don't)
Stanley Pines ([personal profile] charlastan) wrote in [community profile] sticksandbones 2025-04-21 09:03 pm (UTC)

[Stan has never been a good driver a day in his life. His eyesight's always been kind of mediocre, and he's never had any respect whatsoever for road safety laws. Once Stan rights himself after the curb-check (and drives right through the same holo-pedestrian, who will fortunately not be holo-traumatized by these events), and revs his engine, making up the distance pretty easily.]

HA! You're gonna have to do better than that to run me off the road!

[This road is a little busier, with a few more hazards here and there. More cars to dodge, more needless construction. Walls. But that's what bike lanes and sidewalks are for!]

Kid, I've hit so many walls I've lost count! It's never stopped me before and it's not gonna now!

[And he VROOMS, taking a slight but temporary lead as he weaves between cars in their lane and cars in the opposite lane.]

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