[Despite the fact that this is a very fake tale, Loop makes sure to react with the appropriate awe, shock and horror. Gasp! Oh my! Did they really?? etc.]

Stars, what a horrid way to go! Loitering truly must be dangerous!

Buuuuut... does that really count as "loitering"? Since they were playing music, and dancing, that's not really standing around or doing nothing. Can we really compare an innocent, unmoving, politely quiet bystander to such devious acts of teenage rebellion?