Ugh, really? Why would anyone ever program them like that?!

[It's more of a rhetorical question, but a sympathetic one.]

Good on you for quitting though. I totally wouldn't have been able to put up with it either. ...Honestly I wouldn't even be in this job if I didn't kinda...blow through all my money. $1000 goes a lot farther back home!

[Or at least that's what he's telling himself so he doesn't feel like a totally irredeemable garbage fuck up person about it!]