The tea, preferably. ...The only thing that bothers me about this place is the way they do menus at every other venue. I have pretty bad astigmatism, and looking at blinding lights doesn't help with making out the shapes of the letters. If they have a normal black or oolong tea, I'll take that.

[Though he doesn't exactly know what it would be called — menu items are always named something funky to match the shop's vibe.]