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sticks and bones. ([personal profile] sticksandbonesmods) wrote in [community profile] sticksandbones2025-04-01 12:12 pm

EVENT 023

CHAOS IN PARADISE
The more problems get solved, the more others start to pop up. Sure, some heroes saved the children in the manor — who are no longer children — but those siblings are now comatose, and the manor is on permanent lockdown, black briars blocking every possible entrance and Corrupting anyone who tries to get in. Sure, some sneaky hopefuls hid a magic circle to help maintain the fog barrier (and keep the Forest out) in a secret location, but now the magic in the Grove feels off. Your spells come out more powerful as intended while the world is out of balance, and it seems like they will for some time.

Maybe in your haste to fix all the Grove’s issues, you forgot about a certain skeleton spirit who shows up every April in some attempt to help you cheer up. Perhaps you remembered, and were hoping he’d arrive. Either way, Mr. Bone-Jangles clatters into the Grove in broad daylight, waves hello to those of you lingering in the centre of the Grove, and snaps his phalanges.

Immediately, a magenta-coloured, swirling portal opens up underneath your feet, and your friend’s feet, and that friend’s feet, until most of the centre of the Grove is consumed by it. Those of you on the outside, free of the portal’s reach, may witness it: everyone caught in it gets pulled into the rift, Heimr and Ydalir and Mr. Bone-Jangles included. In the next blink, the portal is closed and they’re gone, leaving behind flowers where each of them fell.

For those of you who got caught in the portal, you’ll find yourself at the entrance of a city, where a sign reads: WELCOME TO NEO EDEN.
4 C0LD W3LC0M3
Trying to turn around and walk outside the city causes your nose to crinkle as you slam facefirst into an invisible barrier. You can see other buildings outside this barrier, natural as a landscape could come, and yet you can’t progress. The skies are a somewhat odd purplish-blue, though you can’t tell if that’s because your eyes are straining against the bright neon of the city lights or not. Underneath the arcing city sign, a police car labelled “NEO EDEN P.D.” passes by, the robotic simulacra of human law enforcement inside giving everyone a friendly wave before it keeps driving, seemingly having come from beyond the barrier and thus warping into the space, as far as your eyes can tell anyway.

Mr. Bone-Jangles helpfully guides you further into the city, past the holograms of normal humans in neon-glowing techwear going about their business. They don’t respond to anything you do or say, seemingly on a set path, living their daily lives. The city is packed enough to be claustrophobic, cars and holograms rushing past, a stark change from the small-town vibes of the Grove. Those of you who fish in your pockets as you wander will find that your magic notebooks have been replaced with cellphones, and all prior notebook correspondences are there, as well as any new ones. The cellphone does nothing other than connect to group chat, but this one is clearly cooler — you can send emojis, stickers, and GIFs without drawing them.

…those on the other side, however, are getting each GIF drawn out frame-by-frame in the notebooks. Please don’t spam GIFs at your friends.

Additionally in your pockets is a small plastic card — a debit card, for those of you who are familiar with them — containing 1,000 Credits, the currency here. You didn’t think your shells would be useful, did you? Simply tapping the card at any facility that takes payment will subtract the necessary amount… but 1,000 Credits isn’t much. It’s enough to buy a thousand candy bars, but unless you’re frugal, it won’t last you the month. Luckily, it looks like every store on the nearby shopping strip is hiring! From restaurants to clothing stores, to empty buildings that you can make your own business out of… surely this capitalistic nightmare will be tenable!

The lack of animals is noticeable as you head further into the city, toward what signage says is called “Mania Square”. The birds, instead of being your typical Grove plantanimals, are robotic. There’s a severe lack of any pests despite the garbage in the alleyway dumpsters — no bugs, no rodents, no raccoons. Mania Square itself contains a fountain big enough to swim in, the centre focal point of the public plaza, but Bone-Jangles hooks a sharp left and leads you to the apartments instead. Up three stories are small studio rooms for each of you, your names written on the door placards in your own handwriting, and the insides are customized to your exact preference already. A notice pinned above your kitchenette tells you rent is due by April 30th… you hope you aren’t here for that long.
4R3N’T Y0U H4V1NG FUN?
Despite the standard day and night cycle, some of you may notice this place still doesn’t feel quite right, a bit outside of time. That shouldn’t stop you from having fun! And should you need to go back to the Grove — or if you’re someone looking to get into Neo Eden in the first place — you need only to gaze into a mirror placed in each of your bedrooms or apartments and wish to go home… which may lead you to fall catastrophically through it to the other side. Try not to hit your chin on the ground.

Life goes on regardless. In this city, there’s a lot to do. You could go shopping at the strip mall near Mania Square, where Heimr and Ydalir have set up a temporary shop to continue to provide for everyone’s needs. They’ll still take shells, but there’s nothing much they can do if you run out of Credits — both will gently suggest you find work in Neo Eden. You guys own businesses back at the Grove, it can’t be that bad, can it?

The good news is, Mr. Bone-Jangles and his entourage of skeletons who you swear weren’t originally here 12 hours ago are happy to help you get a job, where the interview process involves simply “showing up and asking your holographic boss if you can be employed”. Starting your own business is more difficult — you’ll need a loan from the bank! — but not impossible. Any hologram humans that come in to buy things will ignore you, get what they want, and leave. The only time you can interact with your fellow neon-coloured humans is when they’re making a purchase, at which point their items will digitize and they’ll leave. All very odd, but at least the customers aren’t rude to you… or your skeletal coworkers who have joined you for back-breaking labour.

After work, perhaps you want to head to the amusement park — Thrill Point is an utterly massive one to the far northeast of the city past the river that cuts through the digital roadways. With drop towers, roller coasters, rides for little babies who hate heights and fun, and tons of food stalls to stop at, you could feasibly spend all night here and almost forget that you have to be at your next shift in the morning! If you seek a different thrill, Arcadia is a nightclub southwest of Mania Square, where the music plays all night, the liquor flows freely, and anyone under 21 who enters gets marked with an X on the back of their hand by a harmless laser beam. Just outside Arcadia is a small photo booth named “The Swap”, and if you enter with a partner, both of you hitting the “TAKE PHOTO” button will bodyswap you for 12 hours. It will also print out a funny photo of you as a keepsake. Enjoy being someone else for a while!

Head to the Rent-a-Ride, where you can rent any vehicle on wheels — electric scooters, cars, motorcycles, hoverbikes — as long as you can pay the expensive fee. Speeding will get you a ticket from your local robopolice; breaking standard civilian laws will get you arrested and thrown into the unmanned city jail. And try not to tailgate or crash your ride — not only will you be on the hook for vehicle damages, but you’ll be shafted with a ludicrous hospital fee. Seriously, people live like this?

But, if a calm walk through nature is more your style, City Park and its digital trees to the north may suit your needs. The fish in the river here can be fished up by hopeful anglers, though all are wiggly, inedible robots. Hm.
WELCOME BACK
By April 30th when your rent is technically due, a text message goes out to everyone’s phones… and consequently the notebooks, too, from two different senders:

REMINDER: YOUR RENT IS DUE TODAY! PLEASE PAY 3,000 CREDITS OR FACE EVICTION.

DONT WORY. I WIL RESKYEW U


The messages from the second sender will get slightly more ominous as the day goes on.

GRAB SUMTHING U WANT 2 TAKE WITH U
I WIL REETORN U HOM

HAS ANY1 SEEN MY WIFE
FOWND MY WIFE :)

R U REDY 2 GO?


By evening, hopefully you’ve grabbed something to take back home — something you can feasibly carry without a struggle — because a portal is yet again opening under your feet. In a split second, you’re back in Aldric’s Grove, holding whatever you came with, your cellphones reverted back to notebooks. Mr. Bone-Jangles is nowhere to be seen, but he reappears a few hours later to hand out personal apology notes to everyone reading: “SORY, TRIYD 2 SAV U :(“ before he and his merry band mope back into the woods. He hopes you had fun while you were away.

Next time anyone heads out into the woods, all seems normal… minus the amount of fungi that have started to sprout in absolute droves across the forest floor, unwilling to be torn up from their roots or killed in a way that matters.
Spark Notes
summary
Chaos in Paradise: Mr. Bone-Jangles is back and here to kidnap you to a new location. This is a cyberpunk-esque city known as Neo Eden. No, he does not ask if he can do this first.
4 C0LD W3LC0M3: Further in Neo Eden are your apartments at Mania Square, where rent is due by the 30th. Your notebooks have been turned into cellphones, and you have a debit card with 1,000 credits on it for your shopping expenses. Seems like you'll be here a while.
4R3N’T Y0U H4V1NG FUN?: If you need to move to and from the Grove, there's a portal accessible in everyone's bedrooms via a mirror. Here, you have the freedom to do whatever you want: Rent a car, ride a roller coaster, get a job, start a business - the city is your oyster!
WELCOME BACK: And then all of a sudden, the neon paradise is ripped away from you as you're transported home. You can take back an item with you to remember your time here, if you want. The forest itself has started to grow mushrooms in droves, ones that can't be pulled up or killed. Hm!
out of character
It's already April! What the heck! We hope everyone enjoys this event; please feel free to make up businesses/buildings/things to do, you aren't constrained to what's been written in the post.
updates
- A small shrine close to the inn has appeared in the Grove. Affogato's spirit is tied there, to a black raven figure carved from smooth stone.
- The spell strengthening the Grove's fog wall is buffed.
- Sinann has been powered up, and therefore can enter its human form and go on land. It will largely still be by the river.
- Suri's creations are now and forever weak to poison.
- Pearl has made a terrible rainstorm back in the Grove.
- In Neo Eden, Add has enhanced the jail and made Jail2, which has far more security measures and functions as an escape room of sorts. Please see Add's toplevel below for further details.
- Jail2 has partly collapsed due to White Lily Cookie.
submissions
Questions
April Plotting
Past Life Plotting (Closed to Game Members)
Investigations
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[personal profile] bajamutblast 2025-04-03 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Joshua has the right of it. The feeling is somewhere between riding wyvern back and using his own wings. In many ways, this particular moment feels like his final flight toward Origin, albeit without the rush of battle and the fear of falling in combat. If he were to close his eyes (he won't, not with Joshua with him at least) he could almost pretend he was in Valisthea once more.

And yet, it's also more than that. Right now he doesn't move as a single person, but as a combined being with Joshua. There's something thrilling about how easily his partner shifts behind him. He realizes, after he speaks, that Joshua had already matched his movements.

His heart begins to race, and it isn't simply based off the adrenaline pumping through him. There's a spark in his chest, aching to burn out of control. Maybe he'll let it, but first he wants to test something.

He shifts once more, aiming for a new turn, this time in the opposite direction. He says nothing, instead shifting his body and hoping to find that Joshua is already mirroring him.]
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-03 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Joshua, meanwhile, is entirely unaware that Dion is testing anything. What part of him isn't presently focused on matching Dion's movements is too busy pondering and processing the almost elated feeling he's currently experiencing. It's like flying in tandem with Dion is something he's always dreamed of doing, though the thought hasn't crossed his mind until just now.

But Dion is moving again, shifting his weight. He can feel it in those core muscles, and so he tilts himself in the same direction, matching the balance. It's as easy as breathing.

And, bringing his head up a little more to try to focus on the road ahead of them, he can probably even predict movements before Dion's muscles have a chance to tense. Joshua finds himself laughing, breathless because of the wind in his face, but a notable noise nonetheless considering how close he is to Dion. ]
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[personal profile] bajamutblast 2025-04-03 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Somewhere between the synchronized movements and the delighted laughter of Joshua, a nail gets driven straight into Dion's metaphorical coffin. It takes everything in his power not to stop the motorcycle right there, to bite back the urge to drag Joshua into the nearest alley and attempt to devour him whole.

That doesn't mean he reacts rationally, though.

The turn he takes is sharp, on a dime, and damn near in the middle of the road. He shifts one hand off the handlebars, grabbing hold of Joshua just in case. His foot comes down, dragging against the ground to keep them both upright as he completes the turn, then takes off in the opposite direction.

He knows the way to Mania Square by now. And if the speedometer ticks up to over 100 on the return journey, well — hopefully the cops aren't paying attention.]
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-03 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Such a sharp shift in direction when there isn't a clear turn to take throws off Joshua's initial plans of keeping an eye on the road. Dion's movements come out of nowhere, and Joshua moves to match them as quickly as he can, but they're so sharp that he ends up holding on tighter. Thankfully, Dion's hand is there to keep him from falling off and they don't fully tip over in the severity of the sudden turn, but he feels his stomach lurch into his throat all the same.

And then, they're... off, back in the direction they came from. Joshua won't hesitate to admit that he's confused, but with the speeds they're reaching, questioning is off the table. The rush of air will rip the words right from his tongue before he can even say them.

All he can do is wait. But it is thrilling, in a way - his hair, he's certain, is a mess, and his heart is pounding, but he trusts Dion to keep them safe. ]
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[personal profile] bajamutblast 2025-04-03 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[And keep them safe he does. Between all of his zipping around, he's at least become intimately familiar with the roads nearest Mania Square. He knows where vehicles are parked, where the road dips, and especially when to veer away from the now smoking, smoldering carcass of what was probably a truck at some point?

Someone really did a number on it.

He only brings himself to slow as the fountain comes into view, and still he manages to whip onto the sidewalk nearest the entrance to the apartments. He cuts the engine quickly but... now that they've come to a stop, he can't bring himself to move.

Rationality tries to rush back in, a voice in his head reminding him to stay calm. It's nearly powerless against the adrenaline pounding through his veins. It reminds him of his earliest days trying to master Bahamut's power, so young and out of control as he was.

He draws in a breath. Exhales once.]


Joshua.
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-03 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ For as fast as they're going, Joshua still does a remarkable job at keeping up with Dion's movements, helping him balance as needed. It's more challenging, going this fast, but he's never backed down from a challenge before, and he isn't about to start. Besides, it makes it more fun, in a way.

They can't tell Clive about this. He would lose his mind.

The smoldering remains of some sort of vehicle does catch his attention, and as they pass it he affords it a longer glance. What was that? Does he want to know? Whatever it is, someone certainly took umbrage with it.

But that's only a momentary distraction in the rapid journey back. Before he knows it, they're coming to a stop, albeit a quick and sharp one as Dion whips up onto the sidewalk, but they made it safely and that's all that matters. His heart is pounding, his lungs heaving to regain what little breath he lost to the wind.

And then he beams, the delighted little laugh - soft as his laugh is - returning as he presses his forehead into the dragoon's back and squeezes him for just a moment. ]


Dion, that was-- amazing. Founder, you were amazing.

[ But then, he catches that tone, and his squeezing lets up. Joshua sits back, just a little. What kind of tone is that? ]

Is something amiss?
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[personal profile] bajamutblast 2025-04-03 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[For one split second, Dion manages to grasp his sense of self-control with both hands. He feels the faint hint of relief, knowing that he might yet be able to keep to hold fast to the boundary he's set for them.

And then Joshua's head rests against his back. Those arms squeeze him, and oh Greagor the praise hits him like a bolt of levin. Surely he is gaping at Joshua. He has no doubt that his cheeks are flushed. His heart feels like it's in his throat, and he can't manage the words or the warning for what's about to come.

Instead, he surges forward, or perhaps backward, considering their position, and catches Joshua's lips with his own. It's not unlike the passionate kisses they shared after Dion received his gift. This time, though, they are well within the public eye, and Dion absolutely does not give a damn.]
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-03 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh.

Perhaps he should have put two and two together, with how suddenly Dion darted back toward the Square, and with that tone in his voice that Joshua is now placing with startling clarity. Could he have predicted it, though? Probably not. He isn't even certain what it was that set all this off.

There's a very brief thought that perhaps he should put a stop to this. They're in public, after all, and Dion has been nothing if not proper and well-mannered all this time. But at the same time, the passion held within the kiss is enough to send him off-kilter, and after a moment and a soft, quick inhale through his nose in surprise, the part of him that relished in the flutter in his chest at the thrill of it all decides: it's probably fine.

So, he kisses back. Just for a moment, one selfish, greedy moment. Enough to indulge for a small handful of seconds, and then he pulls himself back, breathing heavily. ]


There might be someone watching.

[ It's soft, barely above a whisper, but they're still close enough that Dion can hear. It's less a complaint and more a statement of fact, in case it changes Dion's mind. He'd hate for Dion to resent his decision later. ]
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[personal profile] bajamutblast 2025-04-03 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Dion's body swiftly protests the kiss. Not because he doesn't enjoy it, mind you, but because it isn't enough. He wants to be pressed up against Joshua as they had been back at the inn. He wants to feel skin beneath his finger tips, wants to let the festering desire he's been fighting for weeks now loose.

But Joshua is right. Even if no one is around now, it won't last. Someone is likely to happen upon them. Accidentally, perhaps, on their way up to their room, but it would be a discovery nonetheless. And while Dion might be able to suffer his own shame, he will not subject Joshua to something like that.

Unfortunately, most of Dion's blood is... not presently in his brain. He stands as he gives a deft nod in response to Joshua's urging. He could be a decent gentleman and offer his hand to help Joshua up. He could be romantic and sweep him off his feet. Dion does neither of these things.

Instead, he scoops Joshua up and tosses him over his shoulder. He makes for the stairs before squawk of protest can be elicited. Oops!]
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[personal profile] kingincognito 2025-04-03 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Of all the things that Dion could have done or said in response, what actually happens is none of those things at all, and is frankly so far removed from the possibilities that it may as well be on the opposite side of the city. The only thing that prevents a squawk of protest right away is the sheer surprise of it all, silencing Joshua by stunning his tongue into inactivity.

That lasts all of four seconds. By the time Dion is starting on the stairs, Joshua finally finds his words again, and he makes an indignant noise, feathers ruffling, followed by a sputtering laugh. He can't help himself. ]


Dion--

[ But it isn't chastising, and it isn't angry. Not even an ounce scandalized, either. Just startled and delighted, for what it's worth. ]
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[personal profile] bajamutblast 2025-04-03 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[It's fuel to the fire, that delighted laughter. Joshua doesn't care to show an ounce of opposition to Dion's efforts, so why should he slow? He makes it up one flight, then two, then finally three. His hand rests almost possessively against Joshua, against the back of his upper thigh. He is keenly aware of where it's placed, of course, but for as much as he doesn't dare to advance forward, he also doesn't shy back.

He could ask Joshua what room he wants to go to. They could recreate the time Dion carried Joshua home. Instead, he marches straight to his own room, opens the door, and practically kicks it closed behind him.

Only now does sense seem to return to him, and only because he... isn't sure how to set Joshua down. On his feet? The bed? A chair? The wars with himself for a long moment before... ultimately allowing Joshua to carefully slide down onto the ground.

He isn't left alone for long, though. Dion's hands alight upon those shoulders. There's still a look of intensity about him as he gazes at Joshua, a man clearly teetering on the brink of desire.]


Are you alright. Is this alright?