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EVENT 023

CHAOS IN PARADISE
The more problems get solved, the more others start to pop up. Sure, some heroes saved the children in the manor — who are no longer children — but those siblings are now comatose, and the manor is on permanent lockdown, black briars blocking every possible entrance and Corrupting anyone who tries to get in. Sure, some sneaky hopefuls hid a magic circle to help maintain the fog barrier (and keep the Forest out) in a secret location, but now the magic in the Grove feels off. Your spells come out more powerful as intended while the world is out of balance, and it seems like they will for some time.

Maybe in your haste to fix all the Grove’s issues, you forgot about a certain skeleton spirit who shows up every April in some attempt to help you cheer up. Perhaps you remembered, and were hoping he’d arrive. Either way, Mr. Bone-Jangles clatters into the Grove in broad daylight, waves hello to those of you lingering in the centre of the Grove, and snaps his phalanges.

Immediately, a magenta-coloured, swirling portal opens up underneath your feet, and your friend’s feet, and that friend’s feet, until most of the centre of the Grove is consumed by it. Those of you on the outside, free of the portal’s reach, may witness it: everyone caught in it gets pulled into the rift, Heimr and Ydalir and Mr. Bone-Jangles included. In the next blink, the portal is closed and they’re gone, leaving behind flowers where each of them fell.

For those of you who got caught in the portal, you’ll find yourself at the entrance of a city, where a sign reads: WELCOME TO NEO EDEN.
4 C0LD W3LC0M3
Trying to turn around and walk outside the city causes your nose to crinkle as you slam facefirst into an invisible barrier. You can see other buildings outside this barrier, natural as a landscape could come, and yet you can’t progress. The skies are a somewhat odd purplish-blue, though you can’t tell if that’s because your eyes are straining against the bright neon of the city lights or not. Underneath the arcing city sign, a police car labelled “NEO EDEN P.D.” passes by, the robotic simulacra of human law enforcement inside giving everyone a friendly wave before it keeps driving, seemingly having come from beyond the barrier and thus warping into the space, as far as your eyes can tell anyway.

Mr. Bone-Jangles helpfully guides you further into the city, past the holograms of normal humans in neon-glowing techwear going about their business. They don’t respond to anything you do or say, seemingly on a set path, living their daily lives. The city is packed enough to be claustrophobic, cars and holograms rushing past, a stark change from the small-town vibes of the Grove. Those of you who fish in your pockets as you wander will find that your magic notebooks have been replaced with cellphones, and all prior notebook correspondences are there, as well as any new ones. The cellphone does nothing other than connect to group chat, but this one is clearly cooler — you can send emojis, stickers, and GIFs without drawing them.

…those on the other side, however, are getting each GIF drawn out frame-by-frame in the notebooks. Please don’t spam GIFs at your friends.

Additionally in your pockets is a small plastic card — a debit card, for those of you who are familiar with them — containing 1,000 Credits, the currency here. You didn’t think your shells would be useful, did you? Simply tapping the card at any facility that takes payment will subtract the necessary amount… but 1,000 Credits isn’t much. It’s enough to buy a thousand candy bars, but unless you’re frugal, it won’t last you the month. Luckily, it looks like every store on the nearby shopping strip is hiring! From restaurants to clothing stores, to empty buildings that you can make your own business out of… surely this capitalistic nightmare will be tenable!

The lack of animals is noticeable as you head further into the city, toward what signage says is called “Mania Square”. The birds, instead of being your typical Grove plantanimals, are robotic. There’s a severe lack of any pests despite the garbage in the alleyway dumpsters — no bugs, no rodents, no raccoons. Mania Square itself contains a fountain big enough to swim in, the centre focal point of the public plaza, but Bone-Jangles hooks a sharp left and leads you to the apartments instead. Up three stories are small studio rooms for each of you, your names written on the door placards in your own handwriting, and the insides are customized to your exact preference already. A notice pinned above your kitchenette tells you rent is due by April 30th… you hope you aren’t here for that long.
4R3N’T Y0U H4V1NG FUN?
Despite the standard day and night cycle, some of you may notice this place still doesn’t feel quite right, a bit outside of time. That shouldn’t stop you from having fun! And should you need to go back to the Grove — or if you’re someone looking to get into Neo Eden in the first place — you need only to gaze into a mirror placed in each of your bedrooms or apartments and wish to go home… which may lead you to fall catastrophically through it to the other side. Try not to hit your chin on the ground.

Life goes on regardless. In this city, there’s a lot to do. You could go shopping at the strip mall near Mania Square, where Heimr and Ydalir have set up a temporary shop to continue to provide for everyone’s needs. They’ll still take shells, but there’s nothing much they can do if you run out of Credits — both will gently suggest you find work in Neo Eden. You guys own businesses back at the Grove, it can’t be that bad, can it?

The good news is, Mr. Bone-Jangles and his entourage of skeletons who you swear weren’t originally here 12 hours ago are happy to help you get a job, where the interview process involves simply “showing up and asking your holographic boss if you can be employed”. Starting your own business is more difficult — you’ll need a loan from the bank! — but not impossible. Any hologram humans that come in to buy things will ignore you, get what they want, and leave. The only time you can interact with your fellow neon-coloured humans is when they’re making a purchase, at which point their items will digitize and they’ll leave. All very odd, but at least the customers aren’t rude to you… or your skeletal coworkers who have joined you for back-breaking labour.

After work, perhaps you want to head to the amusement park — Thrill Point is an utterly massive one to the far northeast of the city past the river that cuts through the digital roadways. With drop towers, roller coasters, rides for little babies who hate heights and fun, and tons of food stalls to stop at, you could feasibly spend all night here and almost forget that you have to be at your next shift in the morning! If you seek a different thrill, Arcadia is a nightclub southwest of Mania Square, where the music plays all night, the liquor flows freely, and anyone under 21 who enters gets marked with an X on the back of their hand by a harmless laser beam. Just outside Arcadia is a small photo booth named “The Swap”, and if you enter with a partner, both of you hitting the “TAKE PHOTO” button will bodyswap you for 12 hours. It will also print out a funny photo of you as a keepsake. Enjoy being someone else for a while!

Head to the Rent-a-Ride, where you can rent any vehicle on wheels — electric scooters, cars, motorcycles, hoverbikes — as long as you can pay the expensive fee. Speeding will get you a ticket from your local robopolice; breaking standard civilian laws will get you arrested and thrown into the unmanned city jail. And try not to tailgate or crash your ride — not only will you be on the hook for vehicle damages, but you’ll be shafted with a ludicrous hospital fee. Seriously, people live like this?

But, if a calm walk through nature is more your style, City Park and its digital trees to the north may suit your needs. The fish in the river here can be fished up by hopeful anglers, though all are wiggly, inedible robots. Hm.
WELCOME BACK
By April 30th when your rent is technically due, a text message goes out to everyone’s phones… and consequently the notebooks, too, from two different senders:

REMINDER: YOUR RENT IS DUE TODAY! PLEASE PAY 3,000 CREDITS OR FACE EVICTION.

DONT WORY. I WIL RESKYEW U


The messages from the second sender will get slightly more ominous as the day goes on.

GRAB SUMTHING U WANT 2 TAKE WITH U
I WIL REETORN U HOM

HAS ANY1 SEEN MY WIFE
FOWND MY WIFE :)

R U REDY 2 GO?


By evening, hopefully you’ve grabbed something to take back home — something you can feasibly carry without a struggle — because a portal is yet again opening under your feet. In a split second, you’re back in Aldric’s Grove, holding whatever you came with, your cellphones reverted back to notebooks. Mr. Bone-Jangles is nowhere to be seen, but he reappears a few hours later to hand out personal apology notes to everyone reading: “SORY, TRIYD 2 SAV U :(“ before he and his merry band mope back into the woods. He hopes you had fun while you were away.

Next time anyone heads out into the woods, all seems normal… minus the amount of fungi that have started to sprout in absolute droves across the forest floor, unwilling to be torn up from their roots or killed in a way that matters.
Spark Notes
summary
Chaos in Paradise: Mr. Bone-Jangles is back and here to kidnap you to a new location. This is a cyberpunk-esque city known as Neo Eden. No, he does not ask if he can do this first.
4 C0LD W3LC0M3: Further in Neo Eden are your apartments at Mania Square, where rent is due by the 30th. Your notebooks have been turned into cellphones, and you have a debit card with 1,000 credits on it for your shopping expenses. Seems like you'll be here a while.
4R3N’T Y0U H4V1NG FUN?: If you need to move to and from the Grove, there's a portal accessible in everyone's bedrooms via a mirror. Here, you have the freedom to do whatever you want: Rent a car, ride a roller coaster, get a job, start a business - the city is your oyster!
WELCOME BACK: And then all of a sudden, the neon paradise is ripped away from you as you're transported home. You can take back an item with you to remember your time here, if you want. The forest itself has started to grow mushrooms in droves, ones that can't be pulled up or killed. Hm!
out of character
It's already April! What the heck! We hope everyone enjoys this event; please feel free to make up businesses/buildings/things to do, you aren't constrained to what's been written in the post.
updates
- A small shrine close to the inn has appeared in the Grove. Affogato's spirit is tied there, to a black raven figure carved from smooth stone.
- The spell strengthening the Grove's fog wall is buffed.
- Sinann has been powered up, and therefore can enter its human form and go on land. It will largely still be by the river.
- Suri's creations are now and forever weak to poison.
- Pearl has made a terrible rainstorm back in the Grove.
- In Neo Eden, Add has enhanced the jail and made Jail2, which has far more security measures and functions as an escape room of sorts. Please see Add's toplevel below for further details.
- Jail2 has partly collapsed due to White Lily Cookie.
submissions
Questions
April Plotting
Past Life Plotting (Closed to Game Members)
Investigations
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[personal profile] arbitrage 2025-05-07 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a patiently amused fondness spreading across his face as he takes the opportunity to just kinda watch Ain adapt. It's a little nostalgic, in a way; while the circumstances were... Less than ideal, he can still remember the feeling of seeing tech like this for the first time, too.]

I haven't gone about fully stocking it, but I think there's a bottle of Dom Pérignon back there on ice if you're interested in a glass or two. [He reaches up to lift his sunglasses off of his eyes to rest above his forehead instead, reaching out to the GPS holo and giving a few swipes with two fingers to pan through to the "Restaurants" category.]

Of the city, yes. It helps plan the route out to where we want to go, so that it's easier to get there. [One, two, three... Fourth on the list of dining options seems to be a fondue place called the Molten Core a little way's off of the strip, and he taps it with a hum.] Ever have fondue before?
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[personal profile] eidxiety 2025-05-07 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, uh... I'm horrible with liquor, actually. You wouldn't like me when I'm drunk.

[He's a crier. And if he's not crying, he's off the walls silly... and if he's not either of those he's three cups in and undressing. Do not give the angel liquor.]

But no, I've never had fondue. I know what it is, but we've never had much time to stop by restaurants. My group was constantly cooking on the road and hunting for food, so fancy things were off the menu, so to speak. Haha, I wouldn't mind, though~. I like cheese. Again, this would definitely be the fanciest thing I've eaten.
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[personal profile] arbitrage 2025-05-07 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly? I’m not too fond of how alcohol makes me feel either. If I’m drinking, it’s either for the taste... Or the company. And right now? I’d say the company’s more intoxicating than anything in a glass.

[This thing technically has an autopilot mode, but where's the fun in that? There were also automatic options for him to pick up at the rental place, but Aventurine has chosen the one specifically equipped with a manual stick shift. Driving has always felt a little like a game, in a way, one that -- despite Topaz insisting otherwise -- he's rather good at!

He flips the switch to turn the car on, and the engine purrs to life as he takes her out of park.]


Well, we'll just have to indulge in every upscale dining spot we can find, won't we? Purely in the name of experience, of course; after all, the more places you try, the better your odds of finding a real gem. Besides, I can’t think of a better excuse to keep taking you out~

[THERE'S the on-purpose rizz--]
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[personal profile] eidxiety 2025-05-07 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Everything else has been passive rizz. Personality-driven, thoughtless rizz. Ain does not know how to tell the difference between rizz brands because he is allowed one (1) rizz every 3-10 business days. Help.

It's clear by the sudden blush that flits over his features that Aventurine's words strike a chord, though. Ain is easy. Ridiculously so. Ugh, it doesn't help that the driver of this fancy-ass car is cute, too.]


I can put away my weight in food, but can you? Haha... [And he's telling himself mentally right now, do not inhale your food Ain, be dignified for once in your life, praying with himself that he has some amount of self-control. Have a modicum of dignity in front of the gorgeous blonde boy who bought you those expensive gifts, Ain.] ...I'd love to occupy more of your time, Mr. Casanova, but I'm a very boring person deep down.
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[personal profile] arbitrage 2025-05-07 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that a challenge? Careful, I've never been one to back down from a friendly wager~

[There's a teasing sort of purr that creeps into his tone, but for his part he keeps his eyes forward as he pulls the car out onto the street. And he's a good driver, really! Sometimes he just, y'know... Does that thing where he steers the wheel with his knees when there's a straight stretch of road so that he can rest his elbow against the window ledge. And sometimes maybe he's a bit too aggressive when it comes to cutting into a different lane.

But, he's not speeding, and he's certainly not taking unnecessary risks.]


Here's the thing. In my opinion, anyone who thinks that just hasn’t taken the time to play the game right. But me? I’ve got all the time in the world and every reason to learn exactly what makes you tick. And believe me, I always play to win.
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[personal profile] eidxiety 2025-05-07 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He is, tragically, far better at operating a vehicle than Ain ever will be.]

Aha... I'm actually pretty easy. I don't have much to hide~. I suppose I won't give you spoilers, though, and let you figure me out for yourself.

[It truly won't be difficult. Ain loves pretty things these days; less "on the road we gotta go" type adventures have given him time to stop and appreciate things he didn't get to back home. He likes cute animals, people — especially people, always people — and being useful. When it comes to hobbies, gardening and tailoring and singing are at the forefront, things that are easy to compliment him on but offer tangible results as well. He could, however, flex to do anything; as a general rule, he wants to do what other people do, in a sense that may have been chameleonic at one point but has now become more of a way to participate and get to know somebody.

It is very easy to figure out the puzzle that is Ain.]


Aww, but I want to learn about you, too, so you have to let me try. I know you like fancy things like this, and you love a good bet. What I really want to figure out is what your other hobbies are, and what sorts of songs you like, and what kind of dances you know.

[The other thing about Ain is that he is transparently, wholeheartedly invested in his friends. This is, perhaps, the simplest thing to glean about him.]
Edited 2025-05-07 05:55 (UTC)
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[personal profile] arbitrage 2025-05-08 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[The laugh that drifts out from behind his lips is light and easy, something he notes with mild interest before deciding now isn't the time to dwell.]

Much appreciated, friend. You know me, I hate cheating at the table.

[The second half, however, causes him to pause for a brief, measurable amount of time. He's sure Ain means it in a good natured way - and really, given the context what other read could there be? - but there's a small twinge of nervousness that squirrels itself away to hide over the concept of having himself figured out. To show his hand, lay all his cards on the table.

Ah, danger. Welcome back again, old friend.]


Fair's fair, isn't it? If you're that eager to dig, then by all means, poke around to your heart's content. Just don't be surprised if you find yourself in deeper than you planned. [A pause here, alongside a contemplative, thoughtful hum.] We could swing by the nightclub after we’re done with the shops, unless you’d prefer to save that little adventure for another time. Though, I will say, it’d give us plenty of time on the dance floor... Surely more than enough for you to start piecing together what I like in that arena.
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[personal profile] eidxiety 2025-05-08 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, if you'd take me, I'm willing. I still won't be drinking, though. I don't want to make a total ass of myself in front of you quite yet.

[He has dignity, dammit! Like... 3% dignity! And all 3% of that is going to Aventurine right now, as the tip of Ain's tail wags at the mere suggestion that they could dance together. Blessedly, he knows how, although he may be somewhat silly with it in an effort to make the other man laugh.]

It'll be fun~. Although that sort of club music doesn't make much sense to me, I'm better at classical waltzes and folk dances and things like that. We don't have those big... [he makes a box motion with his hands,] speaker radio song thingies on Elrios, and we definitely don't have that music that sounds like drums and honking.

[EDM. They don't have EDM.]