Ohhh, I'm not surprised! How a garden made for happiness can even fathom doing so without me there to make everyone laugh is beyond me! I imagine everyone just sleeps all the time, feh. Where are the jokes! The silly gaffs! Boring.
[There, look, no more sad faces on his dad. He's back to being a funny guy. He spreads his palms and pop! Goes some confetti all over both of them.]
The story of why we're here! You should settle in, it's going to be something of a roller coaster, Little Cherub.
[And it won't be a super fun story really. He laments how he has to tell Pavlova he's gone from one prison to another, but he needs to know the basics or else he'll get hurt. He scoots his chair back a little, ponders a moment, then moves the table, too. There are only shadows being cast down from up above from the sun itself, but he can work with that. Soon shadows crawl out from under their chairs and begin taking the forms of people. He will tell this story with shadow puppets on the floor.]
Once upon a time, there was a happy little village, full of humans-
[And the shadows show lots of little people going about their days.]
The village was founded by a man named Aldric, who came to settle their town in a fae forest. It become a trading outpost and the people there enjoyed a peaceful life, until one day.
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[There, look, no more sad faces on his dad. He's back to being a funny guy. He spreads his palms and pop! Goes some confetti all over both of them.]
The story of why we're here! You should settle in, it's going to be something of a roller coaster, Little Cherub.
[And it won't be a super fun story really. He laments how he has to tell Pavlova he's gone from one prison to another, but he needs to know the basics or else he'll get hurt. He scoots his chair back a little, ponders a moment, then moves the table, too. There are only shadows being cast down from up above from the sun itself, but he can work with that. Soon shadows crawl out from under their chairs and begin taking the forms of people. He will tell this story with shadow puppets on the floor.]
Once upon a time, there was a happy little village, full of humans-
[And the shadows show lots of little people going about their days.]
The village was founded by a man named Aldric, who came to settle their town in a fae forest. It become a trading outpost and the people there enjoyed a peaceful life, until one day.