Well, for your knowledge, that house across the river? He lives there with Vash and Livio. Dunno if those are familiar names or not. Those are his boytoys, though. His third boytoy lives in the bakery north of here. [Aaaand Flamebringer is gonna save anything about his own involvement until later.] That's what you've missed, in case I say something wild without context.
Anyway. Was he always super fuckin' religious when you knew him? Because he made his own church and bitches and moans every single day when he has to clean it. [he does not do this] And despite being a "man of God" or whatever it is, he's always smoking in there too. Oh, and the pigeons in there love him and torment him every day. He used to chase them out with a broom. Think he gave up on that one since they kept coming back.
["your friend is in like 15 relationships" and "the church pigeons want to peck him lovingly" back to back—]
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Well, for your knowledge, that house across the river? He lives there with Vash and Livio. Dunno if those are familiar names or not. Those are his boytoys, though. His third boytoy lives in the bakery north of here. [Aaaand Flamebringer is gonna save anything about his own involvement until later.] That's what you've missed, in case I say something wild without context.
Anyway. Was he always super fuckin' religious when you knew him? Because he made his own church and bitches and moans every single day when he has to clean it. [he does not do this] And despite being a "man of God" or whatever it is, he's always smoking in there too. Oh, and the pigeons in there love him and torment him every day. He used to chase them out with a broom. Think he gave up on that one since they kept coming back.
["your friend is in like 15 relationships" and "the church pigeons want to peck him lovingly" back to back—]