Ah, I like fucking with people, but not over matters of the heart.
[Sorry that this shirtless plant-man is doing this to you, Sidney. At least he knows when to stop being silly and actually communicate (for once)!]
How about this: I'll buy you dinner some time. At the bar, or the cafe. I'd say I could make you something, but I wouldn't trust me in the kitchen — nor should you. Not that I think I'd burn it down, but I'm not the greatest cook out there.
[You'll eat charcoal and you'll like it.
Hey, funny enough we have Night Vale coming up, maybe they can go to the diner—]
We can get to know each other a little better that way, I think. How about it?
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[Sorry that this shirtless plant-man is doing this to you, Sidney. At least he knows when to stop being silly and actually communicate (for once)!]
How about this: I'll buy you dinner some time. At the bar, or the cafe. I'd say I could make you something, but I wouldn't trust me in the kitchen — nor should you. Not that I think I'd burn it down, but I'm not the greatest cook out there.
[You'll eat charcoal and you'll like it.
Hey, funny enough we have Night Vale coming up, maybe they can go to the diner—]
We can get to know each other a little better that way, I think. How about it?