[001] Netbook

[namuthing]

[At some point, who knows how many days or weeks into the Roseroot Incident™️, anyone who's been paying attention to the Netbooks will be greeted with a... rather colorful message. It's hastily scrawled, probably slightly misspelled but... hey, it's legible enough.]

this sucks this sucks this FUCKING SUCKS
seriously, do you assholes live like this?!
tell me at least one of you has found a way out of this nightmare.

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[lilyberation]

Not like this specifically, but these sorts of attacks can be common. I remember the venomous stone snakes...

If a way out has been found it has not been shared yet, but if you'd like someplace safe to rest, I've put a barrier up around what looks to have been a grocery store.

[a_shadow]

I haven't found a way yet

Just coping, I guess

[outofsynth]

If we had, do you really think we'd be here?

[namuthing]

venomous -
never mind. i don't care.

how am i supposed to know where a grocery store is. i can't even find my own ass half the time in this place.

[namuthing]

"just coping?"
people die from shit like this all the time back home.
doesn't that worry you?

[namuthing]

i don't know!
maybe you're sitting on your ass outside of town, pointing and laughing!
these things work across distances right!

[lilyberation]

It'll be on a street corner, with fresh produce painted on the window. Follow the scent of lilies.

[dreamunchained]

I attempted to fly the perimeter of the fog, and it reveals no obvious way out.

[namuthing]

lil...lies...
and just how far do you think that scent carries.
it's a big town, y'know.

[Genya is grumbling out his complaints, but he his gathering his stuff up in the process, at the very least.]

[lilyberation]

It will carry and hold! Trust me. When I was a little girl I couldn't even make tea without the scent sticking and ruining it somehow.

[namuthing]

of course not.
so what, we're stuck here until those monsters out there pick us off?

[namuthing]

so what.
you got flower bo or something?

[lilyberation]

I'm made of lilies. :)

[namuthing]

you're what.

[lilyberation]

Though I appear human, I am a construct made of... other things, and my ingredients list includes lilies of various kinds.

[namuthing]

...
so you do have flower bo.

[lilyberation]

If you want to put it this way.

[namuthing]

riiight
so i guess i'll sniff you out

tanjiro's never gonna let me live this one down.

[lilyberation]

It's the best guide I can give, I'm sorry. If you're hurt or need anything, I can get things prepared ahead of time at least, for as long as this building lasts.

[namuthing]

soooo you're a flower doctor. not concerning or anything
what's your name, anyway.

[dreamunchained]

Possibly. Or we take them down first.

[namuthing]

i mean i'm doin my best out here but damn
i lost count of how many mannequins i helped this girl take down
and that was just one person.
you guys have way too many problems.

[dreamunchained]

[WHISTLING,]

Have you not found a monster or two stalking you yet?

[namuthing]

[Not at all suspicious. Clearly different people what do you mean.]

yeah it's a guy named nunya

[dreamunchained]

[hold on he learned this from silver wolf—]

Interesting. Is that related to ligma?