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[mooninthewater]

Hello! I have a hypothetical for you all!

You wake up one day, and you're in the middle of a deep, round hole, surrounded by sand. You cannot see over the edges, and it's hard to climb out, due to the whole "round" and "sand" thing.

What do you do?

Comments

[missinglink]

[Sufokating is crossed out with a single, neat line.

Above it is written "Suffocating" in neat script.]

[lotusflower]

before i SUFFOCATE i throw sand at link.

[mooninthewater]

He sizzles and dissipates like a slug, as all ragebaiters true forms are.

(This is a joke.)

[missinglink]

I decline to participate. I am not a slug in this scenario.

I am just correcting Kanda's atrocious spelling.

[lotusflower]

get salted slug boy

[missinglink]

[Link doesn't write further. Though, he does cross out the G in "get", makes it capitalized, puts a period after boy, comma after salted, and then gives Kanda a D-.]

[lotusflower]

your just mad becus you died first

[missinglink]

"You're just mad because you died first."

this arrived in my inbox with the subject line "edited comment" not "posted comment". hilarious.

[lotusflower]

dont you do anything else with your life like i dont know talk to the nice person trying so hard to write a story for us

[missinglink]

Yes, well. Is it really that hard to write with proper punctuation? We all have to look at this, you know. It's an eyesore.

[lotusflower]

im going to spell and write twice as worse now

im going 2 bee inkompreehenseebel out of spyte

[Kanda—]

[missinglink]

You are an embarrassment.

*incomprehensible

[lotusflower]

you went to school and got an edukation rite

[missinglink]

Obviously.

[lotusflower]

do they teach being a right prick in school or is that just something you picked up along the way

[missinglink]

They teach you how to read, write, spell, and mind your manners in school.

I would be honored to help you get enrolled once we get back home. I think they'd start you off in Kindie?

[lotusflower]

i am literally nine years old so if they base it on chrono kronolojick time based age probably

[Kanda, this would make you a 2nd-grader, babe,]

[missinglink]

Being nine is no excuse for poor writing.

But fine. I will just have to prepare some writing drills for both you and Allen until you learn.

[lotusflower]

wow thanks for caring about my education more then most people at the order wud you like a metal

[a medal, he means]

[missinglink]

Everyone deserves an education.

No matter how much of a prick they are.

[lotusflower]

pot meet kettle

[godsfavourite]

Oh, Miss Lily is running classes to learn to read and write! There's no need, Link! Besides, we're already so busy! There's no need for that!

Look, I'm writing so well right now! [ Well. Sort of. His writing is very... ugly. But. Sure- ]

I basically wrote a whole book at Zoogle, I should get a pass because I did that.

Thanks, Link!

You're the best!

[lotusflower]

youre fucking abandoning me to have classes alone with link???? one of us is gonna wind up dead

[missinglink]

You are doing very well. I'm proud of you.

But extra practice never hurt anyone. I will leave your homework for you on your bed.

[ :) ]

[mooninthewater]

lol rofl lmao