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[mooninthewater]

Hello! I have a hypothetical for you all!

You wake up one day, and you're in the middle of a deep, round hole, surrounded by sand. You cannot see over the edges, and it's hard to climb out, due to the whole "round" and "sand" thing.

What do you do?

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[mooninthewater]

The tremors start again, unfortunately! And you realize... that thing you see... is a mast!

That's a ship!

And it's falling into your hole now.

What do you do?

[chickenchoicejudy]

Why is there a ship??? Isn't this a desert????

But uh. I'll try to climb on? it's either climb on or get run over by a boat, so...yeah, gonna try and climb on board.

[mooninthewater]

sorry, looks like I rolled a 2 for you. I'll tell you what, if you tell me a really funny joke, I'll let you make it on the boat.

[chickenchoicejudy]

[Being put on the spot unfortunately makes every joke he's ever heard in his life vanish from his brain so there's no response for like, a solid few minutes.]

WAIT WAIT OKAY I HAVE ONE okay how about uh

What's a pebble's favorite kind of music?

[He's going to die by sand boat he can feel it. ]

[mooninthewater]

...rock n roll?

[chickenchoicejudy]

ROCK N ROCK BABY 🎸🤘🤘🎵









(please let me on the boat :( )