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[mooninthewater]

Hello! I have a hypothetical for you all!

You wake up one day, and you're in the middle of a deep, round hole, surrounded by sand. You cannot see over the edges, and it's hard to climb out, due to the whole "round" and "sand" thing.

What do you do?

Comments

[lotusflower]

[He appreciates that Zoey didn't ask questions about that because it flew from his hands before he could stop it—]

didnt you know? they dont give victorian children nap time becus we're all too busy sweeping chimneys for a pence

[at least he's being good spirited about his trauma maybe]

[lyricistdontmiss]

[ oh my godddddd ]

well you're in luck! you can have all the naptime you want now! so like you should probably take one because you sound super cranky and it reeeeeally helps trust me on this one

[lotusflower]

unforchunately for you this is my defalt personality

i dont get better

[lyricistdontmiss]

well not with that attitude you don't

you gotta get like

a childlike sense of whimsy!

[lotusflower]

that was beaten out of me before i turned 2 nice try though

do people actually take naps this is a serious question

[lyricistdontmiss]

wow uh. that's! not great! like if you need to talk to someone mizuki does therapy, maybe you should try that?? but dude we GOTTA get you some whimsy, you are like super deficient. like when you're low on vitamins and you get scurvy! you're gonna get like, sad scurvy

oh yeah I take naps all the time! when I'm not working anyway. naps are great! but if you wake up too soon they suck and you feel like you've been hit by a bus

[lotusflower]

no affence but i really do not want to do cocaine and be put in a straight jaket

[he's THAT old, you know]

[lyricistdontmiss]

okay uh

well good news for you! cocaine is SUPER illegal! I legit do not know why you would do that

whimsy =/= drugs!!!

[lotusflower]

they outlawed cocaine??? all the shrinks use it

i'm not trying to do drugs i'm TELLING you i dont' want to do drugs i have shit to do

[lyricistdontmiss]

I mean yeah back in the 1800s they did all kinds of weird stuff so that tracks, but yeah cocaine is super illegal because it messes you up in a bunch of ways. so like yeah the doctors maybe thought they were helping but!! they totally weren't. it's so wild that doctors used to be like, yeah, let's do drugs! surely that won't have any bad effects on people!

but anyway that's great! you can get whimsy without drugs! hang out with me and you'll get whimsy in no time! it's super good for you

[lotusflower]

i'm not sure i can get whimsy also who are you

[lyricistdontmiss]

anyone can get whimsy! you just gotta believe! and have a good whimsy trainer o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o

I'm Zoey! who are you?

[lotusflower]

yu kanda. just call me kanda.

[Please don't do to him what Lavi does every single god damn day—]

i'm new here. i guess.