[netbook] would you rather...

[eidxiety]

Hi, it's Ain! And I'm bored, so you're all going to play games now :O

The game is "would you rather"! The rules are easy:

1. You have to ask a question in the format of "would you rather do this thing or this other thing?" For example "would you rather eat pizza or hotdogs?"
2. You answer people's questions. It's more fun if you give a reasoning as to why you answered this way. Also, you can't say "none of the above" or "neither" or "both" or anything like that, you have to pick one of the things!
3. After you answer a question, it would be nice if you come up with more questions for others to answer.

That's it! I'll start by giving you guys a set of three questions to answer for an example and also to get us started :D

- Would you rather find out you're living with 10,000 cockroaches, or find out you're living with a person you didn't know about in your attic?
- Would you rather be loved for everything you’re not, or liked for everything you are?
- Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear?

Okay, go!!

Comments

[charlastan]

HA! I CAN TELL YOU HAVEN'T FROM THAT ANSWER!

THIS ONE'S EASY TOO - PAPER CUT! I HAVE TO EAT BUT I DON'T HAVE TO READ BOOKS

WOULD YOU RATHER ROB A BANK ON PURPOSE OR GET FRAMED FOR MURDER?

[eidxiety]

That's true! I should have thought of that! :O

I want to rob a bank on purpose and get money~ getting framed for murder would be dumb and a waste of my time. I'd rather actually commit the crime.

Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you?

[charlastan]

GOOD ANSWER!! THERE'S A LOT OF WEIRDOS WHO WOULD BE LIKE "OH NO CRIME IS WRONG I WOULDN'T WANNA--" AND THEY'RE WRONG

HMMMMM...DID THEY MAKE UP THE LIE OR DID I MAKE UP THE LIE? ALSO HOW FUNNY IS THE LIE.

[Stan, why are you like this.]

[eidxiety]

They made up the lie, and I think the lie is pretty reputation-damaging :O That's why it's terrible!

[charlastan]

THEN DEFINITELY SPREAD THE TRUTH. HALF THE TIME PEOPLE AREN'T REALLY SURE IT'S THE TRUTH AT ALL SO IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME THING! (BY THE WAY I'M GREAT AT THAT TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE GAME!)

WOULD YOU RATHER BE TRAPPED IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FULL OF ANGRY BEES OR ON A HONEY FARM FULL OF ANGRY CHILDREN?

[eidxiety]

I feel like angry bees don't listen to logic, but angry children will shut up if you give them candy and money to buy toys with. So I pick the children because they'll probably pick each other off eventually.

Would you rather have a mullet or a perm?

[charlastan]

HA! DEPENDS HOW ANGRY THE KIDS ARE. IF THEY'RE REALLY TICKED OFF THEY'LL KICK YOU AND TAKE THE CANDY ANYWAY!

MULLET - I HAD A MULLET ONCE AND LIVED BUT A PERM IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT 1980S BEAST. PRETTY SURE I'D RATHER JUST BE BALD THAN GET A PERM

WOULD YOU RATHER GET YOUR HANDS STOLEN BY A WITCH OR HAVE TO WEAR DENTURES THAT MAKE YOU TELL THE TRUTH ALL THE TIME?

[eidxiety]

What does the witch want with my goddamn hands anyway? I would take that option assuming I could get prosthetics I guess.

Would you rather have police hunting you down for a crime you didn’t commit or a serial killer actually hunting you? ^^ (Somehow I feel like you've experienced both of these things?)

[charlastan]

YOU GET PROSTHETICS BUT THEY'RE MADE BY A 12 YEAR OLD OUT OF FORKS AND GLITTER.

DEFINITELY POLICE HUNTING ME. I GOT BLAMED FOR STUFF I DIDN'T DO ALL THE TIME! IT'S NOT THAT DIFFERENT FROM GETTING CHASED FOR STUFF I DID DO, AT LEAST FROM WHAT I REMEMBER.

WOULD YOU RATHER BE STRANDED AT SEA OR LOST IN THE DESERT?