sticksandbones | [Netbook] This cat can write?

[Netbook] This cat can write?

[ Hello, Grove residents! There will be unfamiliar handwriting in the Netbook tonight, with exceptionally neat and intentional lettering. This is a bit of a gag post but also real hi. ]

Hello there! Many of you may not know me, as I am a recent addition to the merry band here, but I have a bit of a time sensitive question... ah, I appear to have awoken in an unfamiliar location! Does a log cabin ring any bells with any of you? There does not seem to be anyone else here but me and some... unexpected... companions.

A second, mildly less time sensitive question: do any of you know Morse Code?

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[Wait.]

Dude, are you in my house? Are you lost? Did you fall in one of the trap doors? Hold on man, I'm gonna try calling out to you!

Hmm! I don't know if I would find that more or less concerning, given the state of things here. Alas, I do not hear a voice calling out to me, though it might be difficult given my rather noisy companions.

You have trap doors in your home?

Nothing? I'm yelling Marco really loud and everything.

Maybe it's not my house then! I dunno- wait, what kind of "companions" are with you?

Sure, doesn't everyone? That's where you hide the secret lab or the cozy reading nook.

Edited 2026-04-01 06:04 (UTC)

Nothing, unfortunately. When I awoke, I was surrounded by five skeletons. They do seem incredibly hospitable, at any rate, though we are encountering a bit of a language barrier.

Utilizing a trap door to reach a cozy reading nook seems... I certainly wouldn't have thought of it. Very innovative! I will have to keep the concept in my back pocket.