Prank wars….victim edition (Netbook)

[missinglink]

Someone has placed a bucket of glue above “Team Goopy”’s cabin door.

I demand to know who has done this immediately. If you do not reveal yourself, I will be undertaking a thorough investigation to find the culprit.

You have 24 hours. If you do not make the right decision, I will find you.

[You’re welcome to confess to the crime, or pretend to confess, or just generally fuck with Link! Go nuts!

He is covered in glue and Not Happy about this.]

Comments

[thebladebringstheflame]

if you want to get glue out of clothing soak it in cold water overnight and then scrape off the excess in the morning with a knife

you can use acetone too but that might ruin the fabric

[missinglink]

Fortunately, it was my camp uniform that got ruined, so I'm not as upset about that. I'd love to ruin the fabric, actually.

What I am upset about is the fact that it got in my hair.

[charlastan]

GEE SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE IN A REAL...

...STICKY SITUATION!

[missinglink]

If no one else comes forward, I am taking this as an admission of guilt.

in person bc lavi be like that

[inkandhammer]

[Yanno... One day—just one day—he'd like to exit his cabin (or room) and not see one of his friends in...chaos.]

Who did you piss off this time, two-dot?

[At least this is keeping images of that night out of his brain. Maybe replace it even. Shame he doesn't have any feather-filled pillows to either beat Link up with or just open and throw them on him.

Ya birb.]

[missinglink]

[Well Lavi if you wanted that, maybe you shouldn't be friends with Allen, Kanda, and Link, because this is just how they operate. Link...typically not so much, but it's honestly gotten worse since he met Allen.

Also perhaps it's for the best Lavi doesn't, because Link's retribution would have been severe and swift. FOR NOW...he just looks very, very pissed and sticky, struggling to pat the glue from the worst parts of his hair and shoulders.]

I don't think this was a targeted attack. I just so happened to be caught in a trap
left behind by someone.

[purifyingwind]

wouldnt you like to know glue boy

[ No, he did not fucking do this. Is it funny as hell? Yeah, man. ]

[souninind]

Bold words for someone living in a tent.

[That's his cabin that got bestickied, too, Sanemi, watch out.]

[purifyingwind]

hey tent life has been treatin me very well thank you very much. havent got any fucking glue in my hair or anything

[souninind]

But you are real fucking exposed. Hope you've been sleeping well~

[purifyingwind]

if i told you taht i was sleeping like shit would it unformualte whatever stupid goddamn idea you have in your head right now

[souninind]

Sure.
You'd just get a different stupid goddamn idea. <3

[purifyingwind]

im not getting tormented enough in my own damn cabin????????? you gotta hupe fucks sake heap on the abuse too?

[souninind]

You're not in your own damn cabin anymore. It's fair game.

[purifyingwind]

since when do you care about semantics that bad you overgrown fucking bastard???????????

[ Why does this keep happening with the two of them on the Netbook. ]

[souninind]

[Because it would happen in person just as easily-]

Since a minute ago

[purifyingwind]

[ No response other than a giant drawn middle finger, because he’s a mature grown ass adult. ]

[souninind]

[Colors in the fingernails on the middle finger because that's. Such an easy way to just throw it back at him.]

[purifyingwind]

are you fucking serious? are you carrying around markers the exact same color as the polish you usually use?

[souninind]

...There are markers in obligatory art time.

[Outline of a single noodle appears-]

[purifyingwind]

[ Yeah, he's drawing over the outline of the noodle to make it look like something crude. Fucking. Dumbass. ]

[souninind]

I wouldn't trace that in the netbook where everyone can see, but I admire the confidence you have. Not many men would be okay with that.

[Casually implying ya dick small.]

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[purifyingwind]

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[purifyingwind]

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[purifyingwind]

youre seriously fucking dead. youre dead fucking meat. i dont care how much this place fucking heals us i am going to grind you into sometihng so unrecognizable that they will have to string you back together

cackling

[souninind]

Gotta catch me first, macaroni.

[purifyingwind]

I AM NOT RISING TO THIS SHIT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. DIE.

[souninind]

Wouldn't be able to tell if you did. <3

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[purifyingwind]

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[purifyingwind]

[ He's done. He's done. Fuck you. ]

[souninind]

[Oh that's dangerous. He'll absolutely ninja-flashstep away next time he sees Sanemi, just in case.

Probably after a rude gesture, though.]

[tempurahair]

IT IS QUITE ALRIGHT, SANEMI!
I have been told that size does not matter at all! I am sure you are perfectly capable with what you have at hand! 8)

[Is he helping?]

[purifyingwind]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

[tempurahair]

I am writing, not talking :)

[souninind]

[He is fucking losing it, thank you for your service, Kyojuro]

not here

[chonomai]

[missinglink]

Do you think this is funny?

[lol lmao-]

[purifyingwind]

uh yeah? cmon. a bucket of fucking glue on top of your cabin door? thats funny as hell

[missinglink]

Would you be laughing if you were the one with glue all over you?

[galaxyfarer]

Oh dear. I found an entire bucket of glitter near the beds earlier. Do you think this could be related?

[missinglink]

It's very likely. Have you seen anything else? Anyone acting strange?

[galaxyfarer]

Everyone here is strange.