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Nicholas D. Wolfwood [Trigun Stampede] ([personal profile] lupusxylem) wrote in [community profile] sticksandbones2024-01-21 07:48 pm
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And if I believe you [OPEN]

Who: Nicholas D. Wolfwood and YOU
What: Wolfwood gets a [nondenominational but it's also definitely Catholic] church
When: Throughout January after the event
Where: The Grove
Warnings: N/A will edit if needed


[A new building has appeared in the South part of the Grove.

It's small. It's exterior seems dilapidated and old despite its newness, and- at least for the first day it's around- every window is shattered and decrepit looking. This is the building that Wolfwood had asked Heimr to build for him, and honestly he was not expecting it to look this bad. It's actually kindof impressive. Like, dude, you have...magic, how could you not have made it look less shitty than this-

But, well. If anybody is wondering what it is, the shape of its steeple and the fact its topped with a little cross would clue anyone in who has familiarity with such iconography that this is, in fact, a Church. A Church that has little by way of entertainment to offer guests, but should you wander inside...

It's just as run down as the outside, though mostly because there's plant life growing everywhere. It's structurally sound otherwise, mostly, and it's clear given how some of the vines have been torn away recently that someone is trying to clean it up. It's...depending on when you find it, either empty, or there's Elsword watching you from the rafters because Wolfwood hasn't figured out how to remove him yet. He may just live here now.

Other than that though, there are books that you can pull from behind the pews to read. Bibles- "Bibles"- that don't seem to conform to any religion so much as it talks about a strange sort of religious order surrounding "Plants", so that probably isn't suspicious at all.

At the head of the sanctuary is a pulpit where a pastor might presumably give a sermon, and off to the side of it is a confessional box. The confessional box has a piece of notebook paper taped to it that reads "5 shells for 15 minutes. Confess all of your sins. -W"

The pulpit itself, if this building's owner wasn't clear enough, has a little plaque on it that reads, as if sarcastically: Saint Nicholas]
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[personal profile] simplicitas 2024-02-03 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...then why did he die if no one knows what sins he died for? Why is it so non-specific? And if he died for our sins, past, present, and future, are we allowed to sin now because Jesus clearly has us covered?

[Please learn him a religion Wolfwood]
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[personal profile] simplicitas 2024-02-04 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
But what are the sins, Father Wolfwood-hyung!! [lmfao] A sin can't just be anything! You can't just point at something and say "that's a sin and that's why Jesus died"! Jesus has to know what he died for!
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[personal profile] simplicitas 2024-02-04 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
That seems like a flaw in the system. How are you supposed to know if you're doing bad or good if the sins aren't clearly written?

[Elsword is literally an angel yet he is so close to being an atheist right now it's actually hilarious]

It must be hard to be a priest when there's nothing that tells you how to priest, huh...