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Clotted Cream Cookie ([personal profile] clottedcream) wrote in [community profile] sticksandbones2024-02-16 02:23 pm

freshly baked

Who: Clotted Cream Cookie and YOU!
What: Get your hot fresh cookies here-- no I mean there's a new cookie in town
When: Mid-month
Where: The inn and also the network I guess, there is a network prompt
Warnings: none??

i. 「in person」

[Clotted Cream Cookie, the last he remembers, had been out on the trail, searching for fragments of Soul Jam with Financier Cookie and the Pearl Legion. His surroundings then had at least been familiar, with cake roll trees, brown sugar paths, and sugar marble bridges. But after a moment of fuzziness and voices he doesn't know, he finds himself opening his eyes to cramped and dark surroundings, metal and the smell of burnt dough, and a woman opening an oven door with a gasp of surprise.

Not at all traumatizing! Not one single bit!

To his credit, he's taken it well. He's also taken not being a Cookie anymore fairly well. As Consul, he is more than experienced in the practice of conceal-don't-feel, so he meets the woman's kindness with his own. He's given a book, an explanation, and sent on his way.

Except now, now that he's not under direct observation, he's just sort of… processing, as he sits on the steps of the inn. Maybe in a little bit of mild horror, distantly and sort of blue-screen-y. His dough is now soft and riddled with scales in places, his frosting seems to be in individual strings, his boots and gloves fit oddly on his hands and feet. The aforementioned articles of clothing have now been removed to show webbed and clawed fingers and… foot-fingers? And fins? On his ears???

The netbook sits beside him on the steps, ignored. On top of it is a single, freshly-baked scone. Also ignored. Talk to this poor, confused-looking merman?]



ii.「on the netbooks」

[This handwriting is new, and very, very neat and tidy. You can practically feel the legalese wafting off of it.]

Greetings. My name is Clotted Cream Cookie, elected Consul of the Crème Republic. I have recently found myself here, and felt that an introduction was in order. It is a pleasure to meet you all, despite the circumstances.

I am admittedly curious as to how this book works. Is it magic, or perhaps magichanical in some way? Or does its function remain a mystery?
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2024-02-16 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
No, my friend, I am no longer a Cookie. I seem to have turned into a sugar sheep combined with what people call a human. Judging from your question, you have also changed?
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2024-02-16 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes... that would be skin, I believe is what the Shopkeeper called it. Where are you now, my friend?
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2024-02-17 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I will be right there!

[And he will, the place isn't exactly large. Despite his changes he should be recognizable enough. Even if his staff looks quite bizarre in it's new realistic way. Clotted Cream certainly looks enough like himself Pure Vanilla can tell immediately. His expression brightens, even his staff's eye curves into it's happy expression.]

Ah, Consul! I must say, despite the circumstances, it's a pleasure to see you!
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2024-02-17 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah that's... His staff is obviously giving Clotted Cream a long hard look, Pure Vanilla's expression turning thoughtful. There are indeed quite a few traits of sea creatures. But why? Why have they been turned? Briefly his eyes open, and fix Clotted Cream with a piercing look. Studying him thoroughly before closing again.]

Indeed, my friend, and you are certainly more frilly than I last recall. Yet, you look well despite the changes, and I can discern no ill influence upon your self. How strange we have both been given forms of a similar variety.

[Animalistic.]
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crk spoilers watch it guys

[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2024-02-17 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[If there is something affecting them both, Pure Vanilla's Souljam can't sense it. In fact, according to his Souljam, the changes have gone so deep they both seem quite normal. This is their Truth now. A mix of human and creature. Yet there is still a touch of Cookie that lingers on them. The scent, for one. Despite the salt of brine, Pure Vanilla can still pick up the faint hint of cream.]

Ah, we were just about to send notice back to Crispia about our deeds in Beast Yeast.

[Shifting on his hooves, Pure Vanilla moves to sit himself down so they can be comfortable, gesturing for Clotted Cream to sit with him, his staff getting leaned up against the side of the building. It looks around as he lets it be, keeping a watch out.]

We had encountered the Faerie Kingdom and Faerie Cookies, only to discover that a great Evil has been sealed there since the beginning of Cookiekind, and that White-

[A falter here, as he always does when he speaks of White Lily. Lilies decaying...]

White Lily Cookie's body still existed, though she slept as her soul was split. We managed to revive her, and reseal the Evil which had become free, yet it still looms. We had began to gather for a Feast the Faeries insisted on throwing, when I awoke here.
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and on!

[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2024-02-20 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Here Pure Vanilla hesitates. Shadow Milk Cookie. In his head, mocking him, lying. But with those seeds of Truth sprinkled in. How much of the Truth was left in the Beast?

How much of the Light of Truth has been the Beast?]


It... very much is so, I'm afraid. Though re-sealed, it was able to continue to speak to us. Dark Enchantress Cookie, through White Lily's knowledge, has been baking soulless Cookie shells, so that the Beasts may revive. They are...

[Another hesitation, and his hand raises to the Souljam on his chest.]

The first Ancients. The first wielders of the Powers of the Gods. They were created as Leaders and Guides to the Cookies, but the Power the Gods gifted was too much, and corrupted them. The Faeries sealed them away inside a Silver Tree in their land after their Powers were stripped. My Light of Truth, my Souljam, is a fragment of this Beasts powers.

[How much of what Shadow Milk Cookie said was the Truth, however, compared to the Elder Faeries? Witches eat Cookies, after all. Would it not be more likely the Witches stripped the power... No, he must trust White Lily and her beliefs.]
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they go on and on my friend oh they might be done

[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2024-02-20 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed, Consul. Should Dark Enchantress Cookie get hold of them, she will bring the Five Beasts back to full power. Should that occur it would be a catastrophe of unimaginable proportions.

[A soft pause, and Pure Vanilla smiles a little.]

And yet, with the research going into Magic Candies, perhaps we would succeed. Five at full power, against the might of every Cookie bolstered by the same power. Merely a fraction, perhaps, but with every Cookie working together...

[And yet, Clotted Cream is correct. Here, they are cut off. One Ancient and the unifying force of the Creme Republic and Kingdoms, gone.]

I myself am unsure. I have faith our friends can continue on without us for the time being. I have been warned from interacting with the Forest, told it is cruel and delights in our misery, so I fear it would not behoove us to try and appeal to any empathy it may have.
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2024-03-01 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It was the best idea to be had, Consul, and you talked sense into stubborn Ancients.

[And, given what Pure Vanilla now knows about the Beasts and their succumbing to the temptation of power... Pure Vanilla can only see Clotted Creams intervention as a blessing. Though they themselves were incomplete half-Cookies and thus not suitable vessels, what may the Beasts have done with them if they had fallen into Corruption? Refused to part with the Souljam?

As Clotted Cream asks his question, Pure Vanilla feels a familiar weight settle around his shoulders. Leadership. The request of Guidance. He's silent for a moment, obviously thinking by the knit of his brow, before sighing.]


Indeed, they are. I believe we must learn what we can of this place, of this surrounding lands, and what holds us captor here, yet be cautious and respectful so as to not invoke the ire of the land itself. We should reach out our aid to those who live here as well, as for the time being, we can only hope to survive until the time we have a solid sense of where to go. There is naught else we can do...