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Nicholas D. Wolfwood [Trigun Stampede] ([personal profile] lupusxylem) wrote in [community profile] sticksandbones2024-03-04 11:49 am

If it were the real me and you | OPEN

Who: Wolfwood and YOU!
What: Wolfwood schedules a cult book burning and invites everyone
When: March 10th
Where: The Church
Warnings: Relevant info for this event can be found here, general warnings for: monster attack which could lead to blood/gore/etc in threads, please tag accordingly! Will update as needed



Netbook | Morning

Hey everyone, it's me Wolfwood. Nicholas D. Wolfwood if you're new.

So, here's the deal. The church I bought has a problem. It came with a bunch of religious texts inside of it, and while that's...you know. What you'd expect in a church, these ones are like

super fuckin culty.

Not exactly what I asked for. Not that I asked for them at all. I keep trying to get rid of them but they keep showing up again later so

Basically Im gonna be burning them again this evening if anybody wants to come to the bonfire, or help me in getting rid of them cause theres a shit ton. Bring marshmallows or whatever, I dont care.

and before someone comes preaching to me about burning books, again: its cult propaganda bullshit. read it for yourself if you dont believe me
just make sure you chuck it in the fire afterwards or ill do it myself.


Church | Evening

[Should you choose to come to the Church later that evening for whatever reason, you'll find the Priest himself already hard at work setting up a pyre in the yard just outside of it. (Just look for the massive bound cross propped up nearby, you can't miss it.) With the way he loads up the firepit he's created with kindling, it's clear he's already had to do this once before. It's a bit tricky to find anything dry given that the snow is still on the ground in a lot of places, but he's making do with what he's got. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Beyond getting the fire going, there's a matter of getting the aforementioned books out of the church. It's just as Wolfwood described, should you grow curious and crack one open. They're very religious, but strangely...plant focused. Like it's a religion that revolves around the Forest itself, almost. Definitely nothing orthodox about this, that's for sure. There are quite a number of them to take care of as they've all refilled the church pews since the last time he did this.

Or, perhaps you're just here because you think bonfires are cool and want to simply enjoy yourself for a change. The Forest seems to have had its fun with the animal race given that everyone's back to normal at this point, so really, why not kick back and enjoy the warmth of the flames while it isn't sub-zero temperatures outside anymore?

Feel free to mingle...or don't. Perhaps the distant unease in the atmosphere is enough to stop you.]
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-05 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[part of him wants to just... pick wolfwood up and carry him away from all of this, whether he likes it or not.

another is almost too scared to even ask for one small thing.]


... Okay, Nick.
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-05 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[a distraction sounds quite nice, actually. livio nods and turns to the church proper, thinking.]

... I have a lot of leftover wood scraps at the school. Do you think they'd move out if I built them some birdhouses?
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-05 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[he nods again, and follows as loyal as ever.]

I'm sure I can find some kinda instruction manual in the library. Or maybe ask Pure Vanilla Cookie for advice. [pv said he goes by the full name, so livio uses it. if it grates on nick's nerves, all the better.] He's a helpful guy.
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-05 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Too helpful?

[is... there such a thing?]

I'll let you know.
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-05 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[it does look very nice, barring... yeah, that.]

Maybe best to save it until the birds are moved out, anyway. [otherwise they would be trapped and ALL of their poo would be in here.]
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-05 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh, no... livio has to stifle a laugh at the idea of some kind of plantimal even more annoying than a bird trying to take up residence in here... nick is pretty funny when he's mad, at least about something less than serious. good luck getting livio to admit it out loud, though.]

Problems? No. I got a little kitty followin' me. Didn't wanna seem to leave my room today, though.
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-05 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah he said KITTY what of it!!]

Her. [very firm. then he flushes, because that tone surprised even himself.] ... Her name's Sylvie.
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-05 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[fair enough, considering he's been roasting wolfwood in his mind for 5 minutes.]

Ahaha... right. How's tomorrow sound?
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-05 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm -- sure she will. She's... cuddly.

[he definitely hasn't been telling her about nick. and she totally doesn't understand him. because he's a human, and she's a plantimal. no bone rings about it.]
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-06 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[he HUFFS. and flushes yet some more, even as he continues trailing nick like the most loyal puppy.]

Hey, yer the one who invited yerself to lay on my bed --

Not that I got any complaints...
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[dammit wolfwood quit making him redder --]

I mean -- y'can whenever y'want! I don't wanna take you from Vash every night, though...
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[personal profile] livlaughlove 2024-03-06 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[....... actually,] ... I ain't opposed if he ain't.

[ANYWAY,]

Yeah. I can imagine why.

... Think we oughta check on 'im?