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Nicholas D. Wolfwood [Trigun Stampede] ([personal profile] lupusxylem) wrote in [community profile] sticksandbones2024-03-04 11:49 am

If it were the real me and you | OPEN

Who: Wolfwood and YOU!
What: Wolfwood schedules a cult book burning and invites everyone
When: March 10th
Where: The Church
Warnings: Relevant info for this event can be found here, general warnings for: monster attack which could lead to blood/gore/etc in threads, please tag accordingly! Will update as needed



Netbook | Morning

Hey everyone, it's me Wolfwood. Nicholas D. Wolfwood if you're new.

So, here's the deal. The church I bought has a problem. It came with a bunch of religious texts inside of it, and while that's...you know. What you'd expect in a church, these ones are like

super fuckin culty.

Not exactly what I asked for. Not that I asked for them at all. I keep trying to get rid of them but they keep showing up again later so

Basically Im gonna be burning them again this evening if anybody wants to come to the bonfire, or help me in getting rid of them cause theres a shit ton. Bring marshmallows or whatever, I dont care.

and before someone comes preaching to me about burning books, again: its cult propaganda bullshit. read it for yourself if you dont believe me
just make sure you chuck it in the fire afterwards or ill do it myself.


Church | Evening

[Should you choose to come to the Church later that evening for whatever reason, you'll find the Priest himself already hard at work setting up a pyre in the yard just outside of it. (Just look for the massive bound cross propped up nearby, you can't miss it.) With the way he loads up the firepit he's created with kindling, it's clear he's already had to do this once before. It's a bit tricky to find anything dry given that the snow is still on the ground in a lot of places, but he's making do with what he's got. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Beyond getting the fire going, there's a matter of getting the aforementioned books out of the church. It's just as Wolfwood described, should you grow curious and crack one open. They're very religious, but strangely...plant focused. Like it's a religion that revolves around the Forest itself, almost. Definitely nothing orthodox about this, that's for sure. There are quite a number of them to take care of as they've all refilled the church pews since the last time he did this.

Or, perhaps you're just here because you think bonfires are cool and want to simply enjoy yourself for a change. The Forest seems to have had its fun with the animal race given that everyone's back to normal at this point, so really, why not kick back and enjoy the warmth of the flames while it isn't sub-zero temperatures outside anymore?

Feel free to mingle...or don't. Perhaps the distant unease in the atmosphere is enough to stop you.]
leggierissimo: (You're in my phone as "last survivor".)

[personal profile] leggierissimo 2024-03-05 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I am giving advice. Free of charge, out of the kindness of my heart. It's not my fault if you don't take it.
leggierissimo: (I'm a productive member of society.)

[personal profile] leggierissimo 2024-03-05 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes. Only when I'm feeling generous.
leggierissimo: (I am thankful that I still have a liver.)

[personal profile] leggierissimo 2024-03-05 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
One might even go so far as to say "benevolent".
leggierissimo: (Let's not take tranquilizers again.)

[personal profile] leggierissimo 2024-03-06 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, what's that saying? "God works in mysterious ways"? I don't see why it doesn't apply in this case, too.
leggierissimo: (My socks are better than everyone else's)

[personal profile] leggierissimo 2024-03-06 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Or does it? That's a bold claim.
soundsurfing: (To play it safe)

[personal profile] soundsurfing 2024-03-06 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
ignore him yo he likes to be a little shit its like daytime soap operas for him
soundsurfing: (You got your Hell together)

[personal profile] soundsurfing 2024-03-06 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
you gotta just stop dude if you keep going he'll continue to spin it back around he knows you get riled now bout god so he's gonna dig in with his claws hang on i can steal his journal
soundsurfing: (One thing you never seem to learn)

[personal profile] soundsurfing 2024-03-06 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
say no more bro

[off he goes]
leggierissimo: (Preoccupied thinking about penises.)

[personal profile] leggierissimo 2024-03-06 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
And just how do you expect me to get my entertainment in a place like this? It's a barren landscape on the television front, if you haven't noticed.
soundsurfing: (Is me)

[personal profile] soundsurfing 2024-03-06 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry Josh, you're going to have to spend some time playing keep away now with a large werewolf who is hellbent on taking your journal from you.]
leggierissimo: (I got those cupcakes fair and square.)

[personal profile] leggierissimo 2024-03-06 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[RUDE HE IS BEING HARASSED THIS IS HOMOPHOBIA too bad werewolves can't fly because he sure can oh look at that he's disappearing (literally because invisibility) and taking his journal with him さよăȘら~]
soundsurfing: (It's like I just can't miss)

[personal profile] soundsurfing 2024-03-06 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[HE CAN STILL FOLLOW YOUR SCENT GOD BOY LOOK WHOSE RIGHT ON YOUR TAIL STILL OOOO SNIFFY SNIFFY GONNA FOLLOW CAN'T FLY YEAH WELL HE CAN THROW .... DIRT. AND BARK. BARKY AT THE SKY.]