Nicholas D. Wolfwood [Trigun Stampede] (
lupusxylem) wrote in
sticksandbones2024-03-04 11:49 am
If it were the real me and you | OPEN
Who: Wolfwood and YOU!
What: Wolfwood schedules a cult book burning and invites everyone
When: March 10th
Where: The Church
Warnings: Relevant info for this event can be found here, general warnings for: monster attack which could lead to blood/gore/etc in threads, please tag accordingly! Will update as needed
Netbook | Morning
Hey everyone, it's me Wolfwood. Nicholas D. Wolfwood if you're new.
So, here's the deal. The church I bought has a problem. It came with a bunch of religious texts inside of it, and while that's...you know. What you'd expect in a church, these ones are like
super fuckin culty.
Not exactly what I asked for. Not that I asked for them at all. I keep trying to get rid of them but they keep showing up again later so
Basically Im gonna be burning them again this evening if anybody wants to come to the bonfire, or help me in getting rid of them cause theres a shit ton. Bring marshmallows or whatever, I dont care.
and before someone comes preaching to me about burning books, again: its cult propaganda bullshit. read it for yourself if you dont believe me
just make sure you chuck it in the fire afterwards or ill do it myself.
Church | Evening
[Should you choose to come to the Church later that evening for whatever reason, you'll find the Priest himself already hard at work setting up a pyre in the yard just outside of it. (Just look for the massive bound cross propped up nearby, you can't miss it.) With the way he loads up the firepit he's created with kindling, it's clear he's already had to do this once before. It's a bit tricky to find anything dry given that the snow is still on the ground in a lot of places, but he's making do with what he's got. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Beyond getting the fire going, there's a matter of getting the aforementioned books out of the church. It's just as Wolfwood described, should you grow curious and crack one open. They're very religious, but strangely...plant focused. Like it's a religion that revolves around the Forest itself, almost. Definitely nothing orthodox about this, that's for sure. There are quite a number of them to take care of as they've all refilled the church pews since the last time he did this.
Or, perhaps you're just here because you think bonfires are cool and want to simply enjoy yourself for a change. The Forest seems to have had its fun with the animal race given that everyone's back to normal at this point, so really, why not kick back and enjoy the warmth of the flames while it isn't sub-zero temperatures outside anymore?
Feel free to mingle...or don't. Perhaps the distant unease in the atmosphere is enough to stop you.]
What: Wolfwood schedules a cult book burning and invites everyone
When: March 10th
Where: The Church
Warnings: Relevant info for this event can be found here, general warnings for: monster attack which could lead to blood/gore/etc in threads, please tag accordingly! Will update as needed
Netbook | Morning
Hey everyone, it's me Wolfwood. Nicholas D. Wolfwood if you're new.
So, here's the deal. The church I bought has a problem. It came with a bunch of religious texts inside of it, and while that's...you know. What you'd expect in a church, these ones are like
super fuckin culty.
Not exactly what I asked for. Not that I asked for them at all. I keep trying to get rid of them but they keep showing up again later so
Basically Im gonna be burning them again this evening if anybody wants to come to the bonfire, or help me in getting rid of them cause theres a shit ton. Bring marshmallows or whatever, I dont care.
and before someone comes preaching to me about burning books, again: its cult propaganda bullshit. read it for yourself if you dont believe me
just make sure you chuck it in the fire afterwards or ill do it myself.
Church | Evening
[Should you choose to come to the Church later that evening for whatever reason, you'll find the Priest himself already hard at work setting up a pyre in the yard just outside of it. (Just look for the massive bound cross propped up nearby, you can't miss it.) With the way he loads up the firepit he's created with kindling, it's clear he's already had to do this once before. It's a bit tricky to find anything dry given that the snow is still on the ground in a lot of places, but he's making do with what he's got. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Beyond getting the fire going, there's a matter of getting the aforementioned books out of the church. It's just as Wolfwood described, should you grow curious and crack one open. They're very religious, but strangely...plant focused. Like it's a religion that revolves around the Forest itself, almost. Definitely nothing orthodox about this, that's for sure. There are quite a number of them to take care of as they've all refilled the church pews since the last time he did this.
Or, perhaps you're just here because you think bonfires are cool and want to simply enjoy yourself for a change. The Forest seems to have had its fun with the animal race given that everyone's back to normal at this point, so really, why not kick back and enjoy the warmth of the flames while it isn't sub-zero temperatures outside anymore?
Feel free to mingle...or don't. Perhaps the distant unease in the atmosphere is enough to stop you.]

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[Which comes out kinda hard to say with a tongue half out of his mouth and his foot scratching in midair cause WW got a good spot.]
Stuff grows good wid paper an' shit. Mushrooms. Right there dude.
[Beat tries to spear his brain with a finger yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah]
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Mostly to keep his balance, but hey.]
And whose to say those plants wouldn't grow up evil, or some shit? Evil plants is kinda the Forest's MO.
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[God yeah brain scratches are the best scratches fuck yeah .... why does his shoulder hurt oh right he shifted with a damn bullet still in it ow. He will stop leaning now to chew on his shoulder again give him a moment.]
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...Rice? Otto?
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[HE GOT IT. HAPPY DOG AS HE PRESENTS WOLFWOOD WITH HIS BULLET BACK HERE HE GOT THIS FOR YOU FROM HIS OWN SHOULDER.
NO TAKE?!?!!? ONLY FOR YOU?!!?]
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...he's so stunned he'll actually like. Awkwardly hold out his hand for it on reflex.]
...Risotto. You're thinkin' of Risotto.
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Except the moment Wolfwood holds his hand out for it, Beat turns his head away, shakes it like he's trying to shake the bullet, and begins to chew on the bullet. But if Wolfwood tries to pull his hand back cause clearly Beat doesn't wanna give the bullet over.... he'll find the bullet spit into his hand.
Sorry.]
S'what I said!!
[Throw the bullet, please??]
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You didn't have to give this back, yaknow. Ain't like I can use it.
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[The dog just stands there, staring up at Wolfwood, tail wagging.
Beat has long forgotten why he came here in the first place.]
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...do you. Want me to like...throw a stick for you, or? What is happening here.
and thus wolfwood spent the next 3 hours throwing a stick for beat and trying to sneak away
No, he won't hand it over.
Throw it. But if you try to take it you're gonna spend some time tug-of-war'ing with him. ]
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[And thus wolfwood spend the next 3-]